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COMMENT 4d ago

Oh you call it civilization? I call it the hold in my piss for just this next turn then piss myself 47 turns later, simulator.

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COMMENT 4d ago

What makes someone a true scientist is the pursuit to prove yourself wrong.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Wish I’d seen this comment sooner.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Are you wearing a hoody with trousers and nice brown shoes? If so you’re a god my friend.

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COMMENT 7d ago

This thread is amazing.

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COMMENT 7d ago

He should have seen the warning signs when that double ass pat hit.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Was it a bot?

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COMMENT 7d ago

Every “genius” from my school is now stacking shelves, the problem with being told you’re gifted is you often stop thinking you have to try.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Another fooled by the corporate “we care” line.

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COMMENT 7d ago

I never played Zelda and got on board the BOTW hype train, I found it incredibly disappointing and have no idea what the fuss is about.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Yeah but I’m still standing there making sure I haven’t missed an item only to find a brick I can’t pick up.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Hey humour is subjective, one man’s Joe Rogan is another man’s Bill Hicks.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Turns out the delivery of my joke was as good as Joe’s.

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COMMENT 8d ago

He had a comedy career?

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COMMENT 8d ago

Monster energy in particular, it’s like crack to me. I’m now realising how much my Reddit history is going to highlight how unbelievably easy I find it to be addicted to things.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Co-codamol. Luckily for me I never have any, or the opportunity to get any, but when I have had it in my possession I can go through 200 like they’re sweets.

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COMMENT 9d ago

I just watched this and realised how much I miss seeing Charlie Brooker on TV. “The self proclaimed good papers writing chin stroking articles on “ohhh what does it all mean” 😂

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COMMENT 9d ago

Nah that’s Witcher 3 grass bro.

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COMMENT 9d ago

The PlayStation 5.

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COMMENT 10d ago

People with kids just get excluded from everything until someone else has a kid, and by that point you’ve moved on. This scenario you speak of is like fantasy world to me.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Tesla cars.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Sorry yes, I should have clarified that. It is a deposit of £350, final amount was due to be £1900

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COMMENT 10d ago

Typo: getting people = vetting people

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COMMENT 10d ago

Prestigious_bird6621 is a terrible name for a kid to be fair.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Was he being racist at the time?