Oh you call it civilization? I call it the hold in my piss for just this next turn then piss myself 47 turns later, simulator.

What makes someone a true scientist is the pursuit to prove yourself wrong.

Wish I’d seen this comment sooner.

Are you wearing a hoody with trousers and nice brown shoes? If so you’re a god my friend.

This thread is amazing.

He should have seen the warning signs when that double ass pat hit.

Was it a bot?

Every “genius” from my school is now stacking shelves, the problem with being told you’re gifted is you often stop thinking you have to try.

Another fooled by the corporate “we care” line.

I never played Zelda and got on board the BOTW hype train, I found it incredibly disappointing and have no idea what the fuss is about.

Yeah but I’m still standing there making sure I haven’t missed an item only to find a brick I can’t pick up.

Hey humour is subjective, one man’s Joe Rogan is another man’s Bill Hicks.

Turns out the delivery of my joke was as good as Joe’s.

He had a comedy career?

Monster energy in particular, it’s like crack to me. I’m now realising how much my Reddit history is going to highlight how unbelievably easy I find it to be addicted to things.

Co-codamol. Luckily for me I never have any, or the opportunity to get any, but when I have had it in my possession I can go through 200 like they’re sweets.

I just watched this and realised how much I miss seeing Charlie Brooker on TV. “The self proclaimed good papers writing chin stroking articles on “ohhh what does it all mean” 😂

Nah that’s Witcher 3 grass bro.

The PlayStation 5.

People with kids just get excluded from everything until someone else has a kid, and by that point you’ve moved on. This scenario you speak of is like fantasy world to me.

Tesla cars.

Sorry yes, I should have clarified that. It is a deposit of £350, final amount was due to be £1900

Typo: getting people = vetting people

Prestigious_bird6621 is a terrible name for a kid to be fair.

Was he being racist at the time?