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COMMENT 5m ago

Seems like, according to what /u/andu122 pointed out, I'm basically just making unflavored gatorade.

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COMMENT 16m ago

Pretty much every modern microwave I've seen has a way to mute it. Mine is holding the cancel button for 30 seconds, but I've seen ones that ask you to press the start button and the cancel button at the same time to do it. You should be able to find the manual for your microwave online, if you've misplaced it.

Next one I buy is gonna be the Samsung model that has a "sound" button right on it. But the one I have now still has a good 3-5 years left in it.

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COMMENT 27m ago

They could remake that one, but they'd have to change the name to "Cosby, the true story.".

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COMMENT 29m ago

was it really that much worse than T&T?

So, you haven't actually seen it, but you're defending it because....?

Dude, T&T was shit, but they never had a close up shot of a 12-13 year old girl's spread open camel toe while she was soaking wet in skin tight clothing.

Cuties is child pornography.

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COMMENT 1h ago

what did they think it would be under 1K for a hearing aid?

Even if it cost a dollar, the sister is still in the wrong. So OP is for sure NTA.

But am I the only one who is blown away by the price of a hearing aid?! Before I saw this thread, if you'd've asked me to guess how much they cost I'd've said maybe $200.

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COMMENT 1h ago

My cat will nibble my finger and wake me up if I oversleep. My wife says he's doing it because he's spoiled and wants attention, but I know he's just testing the waters to see if he can feast yet.

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COMMENT 2h ago

A wet bar is a bar that has a sink. A dry bar is a bar with no sink.

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COMMENT 2h ago

Unless he was figuring "I'll change her mind.", or worse "I'll sneak one in.".

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COMMENT 2h ago

Is your friend this Australian kid?

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COMMENT 2h ago

Sometimes, after a run, I like to take a quart of ice cold water and add just a pinch each of salt and sugar. Feels like it makes the water "stick" better, instead of just running right through me.

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COMMENT 3h ago

Seriously. Being a feet dude in flip flop season is the fucking best. It's like if every girl was walking around topless. And every beach is a nude beach.

Plus, there are a lot more results for "[female celebrity] feet" than there are for "[female celebrity] nude", so pretty much any hot chick I see on tv/movies/pop music has porn on the internet.

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COMMENT 3h ago

I'm not his type. That ship sailed almost 40 years ago.

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COMMENT 3h ago

Oooh, I'm gonna do myself.

/u/userleansbot /u/Absolut_Failure

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COMMENT 4h ago

Not muting your microwave? Straight to jail.

My microwave beeped exactly once in the 8 years I've owned it, and that was when I hit the cancel button so I could hold it down for 30 seconds and permanently mute my microwave.

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COMMENT 14h ago

You get my upvote as well, because some teachers really do deserve better. But the way that I've seen the teachers talk about students in their own subreddit has convinced me that half of them need counseling.

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COMMENT 18h ago

The guy who delivers my pot is one of those cool old guys. He's like 70, and he's basically a combination of Willie Nelson and George Carlin.

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COMMENT 20h ago

I'm sorry to hear that. We had our wedding in Amritsar, where my wife's family lives, and it was such a wonderful place. I didn't want to come home. I've never been to Delhi, but Mumbai was also really nice.

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COMMENT 20h ago

But yall have the best food in the world though, and some of the most beautiful land.

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COMMENT 20h ago

I really don't understand why, with the climate going the way it is, British folks keep refusing to buy window units, or portable ACs. You can get decent ones for like $200 (which is ~£145). It's not going to be any cooler next summer than it is now.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Uma Thurman has aged so well it's fucking scary. She's 51 and still looks mid 30's. She's got a painting in an attic somewhere for sure.

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COMMENT 1d ago

The funny thing to me, first time I ever heard of Flamin Hot Cheetos was from a group of black dudes. I'd never seen those chips before, and the dudes turned me on to them.

But then a few years later, white people took that shit and went way too far with it. And I say this as a white dude.

Tell me the person who came up with THIS SHIT wasn't white.

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COMMENT 1d ago

You know those MGTOW dudes, who try to pretend that them not being able to get laid is a choice they made? It's them.

They've come up with a term that makes them feel superior to others while sitting in their mother's basements.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Poor person Tired person Depressed person College students

You forgot drunk person.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Plus the flamin hot one is terrifying in how bright red the noodles end up.

All that red dye is even more terrifying the next day when it comes out. Legitimately almost went to the hospital.