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COMMENT 3h ago

That's the one!

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COMMENT 3h ago

I hate that I have to ask which one.

I gave the one dude "Verified Urine: #CCBC11" flair which I thought was pretty on point.

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COMMENT 3h ago

Probably inactivity (though two days is a bit short).

Ultimately, when we look for mods, we want people with no life who will work without needing encouragement and just keep at it. There's a decently high bar as we keep trying new people and try to find the best. It's a bit shocking that we seriously have no shortage of people who want to sit around all day and click remove and answer the same ten questions over and over again.

In any case, I'll give you another shot based on Dan in Kuwait's reaction in modmail. Just stay active and you should be good.

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COMMENT 3h ago

Do I regret signing up to watch people drink their own pee? Every day of my life.

Will I be back tomorrow? Hell yeah.

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COMMENT 3h ago

You need to call your broker and ask for enhanced tickers.

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COMMENT 3h ago

Turns out taking a vacation is harder than I thought. Spent more time here than ever.

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COMMENT 4h ago

fuk

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COMMENT 4h ago

wtf is this, removed. u/carkyss, pls explain

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COMMENT 5h ago

Of course, but it would probably only use WSB comments as a corpus. There is novel (to reddit) info in there. In particular, the line about SSR having 10 buy recommendations.

But it's hilarious that any of this bot talk is remotely more likely than someone just trolling, or someone being genuinely stupid.

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COMMENT 5h ago

It's obviously a real person trolling. I can't believe this sub fell for it so badly and thought it was a bot.

I kept waiting to see if anyone here would point out that it's not a bot, but no one did. Disappointing.

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COMMENT 6h ago

of course we validate, we just use

eval(comment.body())

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COMMENT 6h ago

just wait :)

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COMMENT 6h ago

Is my $ASS a distraction?

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COMMENT 7h ago

As I always say, I ANAL and IANAL.

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COMMENT 7h ago

Wow!!! Screw WSB mods!!! Where's the screenshot? Did they give a reason?

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COMMENT 7h ago

Hmmm, you sure you didn't get an automatic 1 day from a bot for making a low effort textpost?

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COMMENT 7h ago

!GUH

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COMMENT 7h ago

GUH.

Man, I can't believe y'all really just made me schedule megathreads for $SSR, $ASS, and $CUM. Mentions were off the charts.

Everyone who posted these tickers ought to be ashamed of themselves. Oh well, enjoy.

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COMMENT 7h ago

Hey man, sorry, but this has nothing to do with the markets. Good luck though!

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COMMENT 8h ago

I'm curious if this data is accurate.

r/WallStreetBets got 1.1B pageviews in January, and 1.0B in February, 2021.

Though not all are from US, I have to imagine the majority are. Yet there's no way WSB accounted for such a large percentage of Reddit usage, right?

Edit: Whoops. Pageviews != Visits

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COMMENT 9h ago

I mean, this account has no history except karma farming in this sub, I'm not sure why people upvoted them.

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COMMENT 9h ago

Not true. I created a Memestocks Megathread for AMC (and NOK and BB) back in January that got roasted to hell for "being a GME distraction". GME gang effectively silenced discussion on everything.

Edit: Was February, https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l9wzh3/meme_stock_discussion_thread_for_february_01_2021

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COMMENT 9h ago

...you know Reddit has an API right?

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COMMENT 9h ago

I select all the squares on CAPTCHAs