r/wallstreetbets Feb 23 '21

Walking into the stock market today Meme

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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA Feb 23 '21

This is why we're an unprofitable mining company

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u/OliverWotei Feb 23 '21

I'm surrounded by assholes.

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u/Maybeyesmaybeno Feb 23 '21

KEEP DIGGING, ASSHOLES!

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u/jimmycrackorn2 Feb 23 '21

I think we're almost there! How deep can this hole actually go?

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u/TicktickDotdot Feb 23 '21

I think this joke is already 6 feet under.

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u/L-Beazey Feb 23 '21

We'll dig our way out !

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u/BiasOldZombie Feb 23 '21

That's what I tell my mom's boyfriends

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u/Jkoechling Feb 23 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/degenerate-edgelord Feb 23 '21

No, this is an unprofitable mining company

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u/Ihavealpacas Feb 23 '21

Yeah we mine misery. Turns out there is way too much of it already and I cannot sell it for more than the cost of mining. If only there was an army of short bus traders.

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u/ONEOFHAM Feb 23 '21

How many short buses ya need?

Opens jacket

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u/Skuggidreki Feb 23 '21

Short busses are for riding.... ya dingus ....Kinda short!!

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u/Dat_Widget Feb 24 '21

IT'S MA'AM!!!

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u/iDropBodies93 Feb 23 '21

That's because they have gas.

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u/psycho_driver Feb 23 '21

Did you know assholes and lips are made of the same type of skin? This little nugget of knowledge was dropped on me by my 9yo on the way to school today.

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u/OliverWotei Feb 23 '21

So are hotdogs.

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u/psycho_driver Feb 23 '21

That must be why it feels so good when I shove a hotdog into my ass.

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u/OliverWotei Feb 23 '21

amateur. call me when you can take a whole salami!

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u/monya91674 Feb 23 '21

Major Assholes, sir!

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u/SlamDanceMe Feb 24 '21

And there it is!

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u/AndrewBoners Feb 23 '21

This is why we cat have nice things.

Disclaimer: I am not a cat

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u/Fucked_Event_2020 Feb 25 '21

Wait till I tell my wife’s boyfriend about the way y’all refuse to take this mining company seriously!! This is why we cannot turn a profit to save her ass!! Fucking Dickheads!!!!