r/WhitePeopleTwitter 7d ago

Or shall we call her, Madam Seditionesse? r/all

Post image
84k Upvotes

u/WPT-Bot 7d ago

Congratulations! Your post has made it to the front page! To anyone reading this please remember to remain civil and to have a great day! :) I'm a bot that's currently in beta. If you notice a bug please message TheSebtacular.

→ More replies

8k

u/andreromao42 7d ago

Fundraiser for what? Her OnlyKlans page?

2k

u/VocationFumes 7d ago

yo needed this comment this morning, OnlyKlans is fuckin hilarious

1k

u/hereforthefeast 7d ago edited 7d ago

hijacking this top comment to remind everyone that Lauren Boebert's husband shows his penis to underage girls. Then Lauren married him.

edit - I removed a link to the copy of the arrest report because it wasn't fully redacted (classic police work lol). You can search for yourself if you want to read the arrest report. Garfield County Sheriffs Office case report number 04-0162, arresting officer Donivan Livingston

632

u/squijee 7d ago

Yeah that's how they met. She liked what she saw apparently.

390

u/justarandomshooter 7d ago

Yeah that's how they met.

Wait WHAT.

Can I get a little more info there, boss?

726

u/LeoStiltskin 7d ago edited 7d ago

She was one of the girls he flashed.

Edit. Let me correct my statement for I was incorrect in the white trash details.

She was a victim of her future husband exposing himself to underage girls. She was a witness to the act and listed as a victim by police because she was also underage.

So to sum up, she witnessed a man flash a group of underage girls, while being underage herself, and decided that wasn't a deal breaker and married the guy.

343

u/Countdunne 7d ago

God, how dumb can you be. Imagine wanting to be in a relationship with someone who sexually assaulted you (and others).

217

u/Special_Tay 7d ago

Well she also dropped out of high school because she was pregnant. Conservative values, ladies and gentlemen.

128

u/0069 7d ago

It's a well known fact that education turns people into liberals.

37

u/rbmk1 7d ago

No, a conscience turns people into liberals.

→ More replies

43

u/DragonflyGrrl 7d ago

Yup. Damn librul brainwarsh institutions.

/s since it's tough to tell these days...

→ More replies
→ More replies

14

u/Sir_PressedMemories 7d ago

"Now folks, if we want to be better we cannot be doig identity politics here Ok?

Wait, he did what? And then she married him? And she dropped out cause of pregnancy? And she only got her GED so she could get into the government position she is in, and she did that video with all her guns haphazardly piled up behind her?

you know what, I retract my previous statement. "

→ More replies
→ More replies

223

u/LongTatas 7d ago

How could you not wonder “if he flashed his penis to underage girls back then is he still doing it now?”

And she’s just okay with it...

176

u/NoMercy666 7d ago

Implying she wonders anything at all.

91

u/DrDerpberg 7d ago

She definitely wonders how she can buy one of those Jewish space lasers and carry it into Congress.

→ More replies

47

u/ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK 7d ago

Oh she's wondering, alright. Wondering what else she can do to stuff her pockets more. There's no moral bottom limit for her, so the possibilities are endless

People like her happily sell their souls and the souls' of those they represent to the devil

→ More replies
→ More replies

40

u/chainmailler2001 7d ago

She was already in a relationship with him when he flashed the minor. In fact she was there. And she still married him.

→ More replies

63

u/peanutinthebutter 7d ago

The naked man works two out of three times apparently...

19

u/budster20 7d ago

Unexpected HIMYM

→ More replies

5

u/TheRumpletiltskin 7d ago

she seems to be the CEO of the Stockholm Syndrome Club.

→ More replies

71

u/OmgItsVa-Gina 7d ago

She was not actually one of the girls he flashed. She was at the bowling alley with him and was listed as a witness.

53

u/NotClever 7d ago

She was also listed as a victim because she was underage at the time, which is why people get confused.

→ More replies

10

u/LeoStiltskin 7d ago

That's... much, much worse.

→ More replies

32

u/ranaconcuernos 7d ago

She was not. She was there with him and another friend who was arrested for outstanding warrants. She wasn’t at the snack bar where the flashing took place.

7

u/LaMalintzin 7d ago

Why is she listed as a witness? (I’m not like doubting you I just don’t understand/know the story)

→ More replies

22

u/jocelynwatson 7d ago

Actually she was a witness. If you read the report above she was there WITH him already. She knew him. She was not a victim. Doesn’t make her marrying him any better but they clearly were involved outside of this incident.

→ More replies

28

u/ViperhawkZ 7d ago

Based on this arrest report, the two of them had arrived at the bowling alley together before he flashed anyone (she's listed under her maiden name as a member of his party), so unless he had previously flashed her, that would seem to be incorrect.

→ More replies
→ More replies

40

u/ecafyelims 7d ago

"It's so cute! Almost like a real penis. I think I'll marry him."

32

u/Afriendlyguy12 7d ago

RIP her inbox when people find out she likes D pics.

→ More replies

19

u/chainmailler2001 7d ago

"On the next episode of 'How I met your mother'..."

→ More replies

39

u/CalamityJane0215 7d ago edited 7d ago

This is actually not true. The true situation is bad enough, no reason for us to embellish the truth. She was with him and his friend when he did it tho, and further defended him to the police. And yes then proceeded to marry him. Absolute trash but that's not how they met, they already knew each other a

7

u/chungweishan 7d ago

Did they meet when he flashed her at the playground then?

→ More replies

8

u/peanutinthebutter 7d ago

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

The naked man works.

→ More replies

83

u/SadConfiguration 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hijacking this to post a note I put together on my phone:

Lauren Boebert timeline

1986 - born of incestuous relationship

2004 - begins dating man that will expose himself to two 17 year old girls

2004 - is victim/witness of said indecent exposure

2004 - gets pregnant from same man and drops out of HIGH SCHOOL

2004 - same man arrested for DV against her (now a pregnant 18yo)

2005 - she is arrested for DV against same man

2005 - marries abuser/abusee/penis exposer

2015 - arrested for disorderly conduct at concert

2020 - elected to congress

2020 - passes GED on third try

2021 - live tweets locations of Democrats during insurrection

Edit: new information has, like, come to light man.

24

u/hereforthefeast 7d ago

slow clap

14

u/imacatchyou 7d ago

HO-LY shit. What a fucking timeline. As shocked as I am I also hope she sees the common sense light coming from the end of the tunnel she's existing in.

→ More replies
→ More replies

29

u/[deleted] 7d ago

edit - I removed a link to the copy of the arrest report...

I really fucking hate that. It's a matter of public record! It's not doxxing if it's a situation logged as a crime & was pushed through the judicial system! It's an even that happened, & it's noteworthy to talk about as she's a public representative.

→ More replies

8

u/gemrosecon 7d ago

Heads up, victims names have not been redacted on page 4 of that document.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

185

u/Osiris_Of_This_Shit_ 7d ago

Utah Senator Mike Lee's 2022 reelection campaign.

That might be the safest seat in the Senate and they're holding fundraisers 2 years out.

168

u/acreativeredditlogin 7d ago

“Fundraiser”

An insurrection meeting disguised as a money siphoning scheme

38

u/nighthawk_eternal 7d ago

Or a money siphoning/laundering scheme fooling insurrectionists into coughing up cash

→ More replies

14

u/PencilLeader 7d ago

Raising money for safe seats is the new way to raise general purpose money. No one really donates to the RNC but they will donate to people in a 100% safe seat. Then the person in the safe seat can later send some of that money to candidate in a competitive race later on.

26

u/FlacidPhil 7d ago

Lee isn't particularly popular in Utah, but yeah no one with a D next to their name will ever stand a chance for that seat. Only way Lee is ousted is if someone like Jon Hunstman primaries against him.

19

u/toxicpenguin9 7d ago

As a Utahn, the unfortunate truth is that Lee isn't the unpopular senator. Mitt Romney is. Because he voted to convict Trump, and residents of this state hate him for that.

Yep. They call him a liberal plant, a fallen church member, a secret communist, and all kinds of other nonsense, just because he broke rank and dared voting to convict.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

38

u/thegreatJLP 7d ago

Or her husband's page on onlykids

→ More replies

32

u/jhbedsole 7d ago

If only there was a community where people who marry their sexual abuser, purchase a fake GED in their mid 30s, poison dozens of people, then attempt to overthrow the government from the inside on their first day in office can go to compare grifting tips and tricks and find more resources on perpetuating genocide...

We could just lock the door from the outside when they all met up?

→ More replies

16

u/bowlbettertalk 7d ago

I regret that I can only upvote this comment once.

→ More replies

28

u/YourLictorAndChef 7d ago

Oligarchs for Demagogues Semi-Annual Brunch

→ More replies

31

u/kellygrrrl328 7d ago

Maybe it was for her husband's legal fund to fight those pesky pedo flasher charges

5

u/Divine_Bovine_1984 7d ago

This is top shelf

108

u/TheDustOfMen 7d ago

OnlyKlans

OnlyQunts ftfy

112

u/anxietymuppet 7d ago

I have a theory as to where the q in QAnon came from; it's IQ without the intelligence

16

u/Fantastiqu3 7d ago

these quotient bastards

→ More replies
→ More replies

1k

u/frijolejoe 7d ago

god she’s the biggest fucking coattail riding kiss ass there ever was

1k

u/BiBoFieTo 7d ago

Ted Cruz has entered the chat.

878

u/hereforlolsandporn 7d ago

Lindsay Graham looks up from his kneeling position.

243

u/AngryZen_Ingress 7d ago

Ted is looking up to Lindsey since he is licking the shoes of the man who called his wife ugly.

126

u/skidlz 7d ago

You mean Rafael "I deepthroat the whole shoe" Cruz?

69

u/AngryZen_Ingress 7d ago

The Latino-Canadian Rafael “Tread Harder Daddy” Cruz.

8

u/BitchinIndika 7d ago

Oh no, he's your problem now. Sincerely, Canada.

→ More replies
→ More replies

29

u/JusticiarRebel 7d ago

He was just praying. He swears.

32

u/shadowoperative 7d ago

Then why is there orange cum in his dentures?

12

u/MunkyNutts 7d ago

That's just the Republican holy eucharist, gives salvation.

→ More replies

10

u/smitty3z 7d ago

Gatez just got off of his Cuban lover boi.

8

u/octo_snake 7d ago

sarah palin releases new book

→ More replies
→ More replies

41

u/interkin3tic 7d ago

I'd argue that it was more a case of Trump riding Cruz's coattails.

Cruz shut down the government in 2013 to end affordable healthcare for millions of Americans and to own the libs. That was an important moment for right wing traitors. Cruz was a pioneer of selling that specific brand of hate and lies.

It's important to remember that, if for no other reason that it makes Cruz an even more pathetic loser. He was hoping to ride that hateful energy into the Whitehouse, but an even bigger asshole stole it from him while calling Cruz's wife ugly. Cruz had to lick it up in a desperate attempt to maintain a path to the white house, but Trump did his best to burn that bridge behind himself. And even if Trump didn't burn it down, he did inspire a ton of competition. There are a thousand politicians now selling hate for most Americans to the white trash QOP crowd. Most of them don't have the baggage that Cruz had even before the Cancungate.

If Cruz weren't such a thoroughly horrible person in all ways, it would be tempting to feel sorry for him.

46

u/BuddhaFacepalmed 7d ago

Nah, fuck him.

The man left millions of Americans and his own bloody toy poodle in the cold as he literally fled for warmer pastures with his wife and kids.

Meanwhile, AOC, being a NY House Rep, fundraised $4mil to assist affected Texans. Beto O'Rourke, private citizen, raised an army of volunteers to do welfare checks on the vulnerable Texan populace. President Biden immediately declared Texas a natural disaster zone and sent feds in to assist Texas while also staying the hell out of the way as to not waste effort and manpower for his Presidential visit.

Anyone who says "Both sides are the same", are fucking living in an alternate reality.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

52

u/Jumblyfun 7d ago

She's also a literal inbred so it makes sense. Her parents are first cousins

21

u/ClothDiaperAddicts 7d ago

Are they seriously? Or is this just being snarky because she’s stupid trash?

52

u/Jumblyfun 7d ago

Nope her own mother claims that she was impregnated by her first cousin who refuses to recognize lauren as his daughter. His buddy skirts around directly saying it but implies that Stan paid people off to get the paternity suit thrown out

24

u/ClothDiaperAddicts 7d ago

Oh, dear gods, that's a special kind of special.

→ More replies

17

u/throwmeawayname 7d ago

And she's married to a man who exposed himself to teenage girls.

→ More replies

13

u/Gryts888 7d ago

Seems like the only point of getting her into the government was to have someone who appears as "the other side of AOC".

→ More replies

1k

u/BienGuzman 7d ago

As a Colorado resident.....I'm embarrassed. We are working on trying to get rid of her.

490

u/123bpd 7d ago

Wait, she’s a CO rep? Does she represent the boondocks, because how else does that even happen?

323

u/BienGuzman 7d ago edited 7d ago

It blows my mind, especially when you read about how her now " husband" got arrested in 2004 for showing his penis to underage girls. She grows up and marries the pedophile from her own town. And it's a small town so I am pretty sure she knows what he did. Source: https://annelandmanblog.com/2020/10/republican-cd-3-candidate-lauren-boeberts-husband-arrested-in-04-for-indecent-exposure/

Edit: some words

Edit 2: Apparently she was one of the underage girls he exposed himself too and is listed on the incident report. WOW!!

167

u/WillieB57 7d ago

Right? He's a legit sex-offender and she roams around spewing whacky Qanon cabal/pedo nonsense.

She's had quite the run in with the law over the years too. Though it sounds like that just stems from her being a trashy mean drunk.

73

u/Fifty4FortyorFight 7d ago

Now, now. She's plenty trashy without being drunk.

41

u/JusticiarRebel 7d ago

You have any idea just how many Qnutters get arrested for child porn being on their computer?

38

u/Mediocratic_Oath 7d ago

I'm so tired of literally everything being projection with these assholes.

20

u/fyberoptyk 7d ago

That Venn diagram is probably just a circle.

→ More replies

72

u/AnthropOctopus 7d ago

She was there. She was 17 when he exposed himself to her. She was with friends at that bowling alley.

34

u/BienGuzman 7d ago

Well.....shit that's WORSE

36

u/AnthropOctopus 7d ago

Yeah she's 1 county above me and represents less than20% of Colorado's population, but this is a really conservative area and per opponents ran absolutely shit campaigns.

13

u/Junior_Singer3515 7d ago

Almost feels like the dems threw the election just to show off how fucking crazy repubs have become

6

u/ProjectKushFox 7d ago

I can only hope that they actually are playing 3D chess on that level, but honestly, they are not nearly as good as the GOP at playing politics and gaming the system. Instead relying solely on the strength and logic of their policies. But republicans don’t have policies, they have talking points, and had to develop a much more effective system rigging apparatus out of necessity.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

24

u/MissSassifras1977 7d ago

So... He was the creep that was like.....

"Hey girls... Wanna see my dick?"

And she was the only one that actually did. Gross.

29

u/Clarck_Kent 7d ago

It's worse. He was already dating her at the time (and got her pregnant shortly after) and heard some other girls (not sure if they were there together with Boebert or not) talking about tattoos.

He has a tattoo on his dick and whipped it out to show them.

So not only did he expose himself to underage girls, including his future wide whom he wa probably already boning, but it was premeditated because why. the. fuck. else. would someone get a tattoo on their dick?

→ More replies

28

u/10andwoodward 7d ago

She knew. She was with him at the bowling alley and was booted afterward along with a few others.

18

u/flibbidygibbit 7d ago

She was in the crowd of underage girls when he did it. Apparently she liked what she saw...

16

u/BienGuzman 7d ago

Didn't he say he showed a thumb in his defense? So she likes penises that look like thumbs apparently.

→ More replies

17

u/123bpd 7d ago

Even worse — I’m not typically an advocate of violence but men like her husband need to be relieved of all pp privileges.

→ More replies

10

u/jocelynwatson 7d ago

She actually is a witness. She was already there with him and defended him. She is not listed as a victim in the documents.

→ More replies

661

u/WillieB57 7d ago edited 7d ago

A) As a proud Coloradoan, I'd like to point out that this ignorant slag is a Florida transplant. B) Yes, hers is one of the two boondocky districts in the state. Her constituents are predominantly trees and forest animals.

324

u/jesuschin 7d ago edited 7d ago

Her parents are also apparently first cousins (Thread)

40

u/_Sausage_fingers 7d ago

Jesus Christ, it’s like she was made in a lab to be the greatest example of a piece of shit hick politician.

→ More replies

186

u/ink_monkey96 7d ago

You realize this will just solidify her rep with her constituents, right?

91

u/looselytethered 7d ago

It makes her more relatable for them.

9

u/cptnamr7 7d ago

Makes it more likely she's related TO them as well

→ More replies
→ More replies

9

u/Aporkalypse_Sow 7d ago

This is supposed to be a joke, I know. But it's just... accurate.

→ More replies
→ More replies

18

u/elo_od 7d ago

Fuck that makes so much sense

13

u/heycanwediscuss 7d ago

Wait a high-school drop out criminal from a single mom and incest . They make fantasy versions if black families to hate that aren't half as bad

107

u/supersilverspy34 7d ago

As much as I hate that woman. I dont like hating people for things they cant control.

152

u/Keefy_Nickles 7d ago

In this case I'm good with it, she certainly hates many people for things they can't control. Seriously, fuck this trash.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

128

u/praisecarcinoma 7d ago

Her constituents are predominantly trees and forest animals.

Which is ironic seeing as she’s the type of person who would gladly see a rainforest burn to benefit a factory farm, and murder animals for fun.

55

u/WillieB57 7d ago

She wouldn't know a rainforest from a Burger King ... unless she heard it on Hannity.

→ More replies

72

u/APowerfulChange 7d ago

A) As a proud Coloradoan, I'd like to point out that this ignorant slag is a Florida transplant.

As a proud Floridian, hey, I'm trying hard down here

42

u/imcoveredinbees880 7d ago

There is no such thing as a proud Floridian, unless you mean gay pride (miami) or white pride (pretty much the rest of the state).

Source - am ashamed Floridian.

27

u/APowerfulChange 7d ago

Hey, we're one of the first states to peg our minimum wage to the rate of inflation, we got some good things going for us!

Maybe it's because I am indeed south Floridian, I'm distanced a bit from the crazy old white folks in the north

14

u/imcoveredinbees880 7d ago

I'm waiting to see that pan out before I celebrate. Same with restoring felon voting rights and legalized edibles.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

44

u/minisculemango 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hey man, let's not pretend that Colorado doesn't have some awful people "natively" like Cory Gardner. Lauren Boebert is odious but it isn't because she's from Florida or anywhere else. It's because she's a massive pile of festering shit no matter where she is from.

Haha, I mean Florida bad.

6

u/WillieB57 7d ago

Fair point.

→ More replies

13

u/GreenMachine_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

I’m one of her human constituents and I love how you phrased that. Why the fuck isn’t she putting forward any policy remotely related to our district, land and water management are not in good places right now. And she needs to get her ass on the fight for rural fiber bandwagon too.

Green tech, sustainability, and small business innovation are really big in Western CO if you know where to look. Not everyone out here is a backwards Trumpist.

→ More replies

7

u/Drobosia 7d ago

So that explains it. They consider a GED higher education. Just like where I grew up and escaped from.

17

u/BigPapaPage716 7d ago

I fucking knew she had big Florida energy. Uneducated, unintelligent and got problems putting down the bottle and the guns.

4

u/bowlbettertalk 7d ago

How? Does she have their daughter’s soul imprisoned in a lantern?

→ More replies

18

u/JEPorsche 7d ago

Most states have lots of red districts. Even states we think of as progressive or liberal. Heck, outside of LA SF SD, a large amount of CA is red.

→ More replies

9

u/Jekyllhyde 7d ago

there are boondocks in Colorado.

13

u/triplec787 7d ago

Fuck it, let's be real. Most of Colorado is Boondocks. You've got a ~120x30 square mile block covering Colorado Springs, Denver, Boulder, and Fort Collins along I-25, and nothing outside of that.

Look at this map, the smallest district is also the most populated.

→ More replies
→ More replies

29

u/Grinstoo 7d ago

I called her office and they hung up on me first. Afterwards I called again and a man told me "If you're so passionate maybe you should run against her."

19

u/TheKrakIan 7d ago

He's not wrong, best way to oppose reps like her is too run against them and boot them out of office.

19

u/Grinstoo 7d ago edited 7d ago

Very true, I have absolutely no political experience. The thing is I guess that makes me as qualified as her. Does the lack of a criminal record or marriage to a pedophile make me even more qualified though?!

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

423

u/NaRa0 7d ago

Bet she used taxpayer money for all of it too

209

u/reluctantsub 7d ago

Well I understand she's already being audited for over exaggerating her mileage claims.

130

u/The84thWolf 7d ago

Because of course she did. Literally takes 10 seconds to google the distance and she thinks we’re too dumb to verify.

41

u/Shantotto11 7d ago

It’s not that we’re too dumb to verify. We’re either to weak to do anything or too apathetic to care anymore.

→ More replies

30

u/TheKrakIan 7d ago

She's just that dumb. The image of her on a vid conference call with her weight in guns placed haphazardly on shelves behind her is all you need to know about her. Plus she only got her GED last year.

16

u/BootyHoleTasteTester 7d ago

Which I usually don't ever care about people not finishing school, but getting a GED; our fucking representatives should be educated though. At least to the bare min requirements that most people meet. Like come on

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

11

u/cubicthreads 7d ago

She drove 38000 miles in Colorado in a year.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

533

u/Dobermanpure 7d ago

Don’t forget, she just earned her GED in the last year.

197

u/ai-sac 7d ago

Well...at least she wasn't a bartender. /s

170

u/GreatQuestionBarbara 7d ago

She worked at McDonalds most of her life, then as a pipeliner from when she got her GED, to when she got into office.

I respect fast food workers, but the hypocrisy that they attack AOC for being a bartender, while also getting a great education is nuts.

It's probably because most Left/Dems don't usually run hate campaigns that attack their opponents for trivial shit like that. It took Wikipedia for me to find out.

37

u/ai-sac 7d ago

I whole-heartedly agree with you, which is why I made my comment.

→ More replies

21

u/wereinthething 7d ago

Bruh my friend actually made this comparison with her and AOC. Boebert's restaurant put up a $250k loss in 2018 before her cult icon status began driving business.

If I had that cash to burn I could be an owner of a failing business instead of an employee at a successful one too. Which also makes me wonder how much money her husband has/makes, or where else they're getting the money to float their formerly failing restaurant.

79

u/WorkFlow_ 7d ago

She makes 174k a year and has some of the best health insurance you can have. Just think about that one for a second.

66

u/chnairb 7d ago

And will use her position to fight against the minimum wage hike and universal healthcare and her base will eat it the fuck up.

13

u/moonknlght 7d ago

You mean she makes that much a year and has SOCIALIZED healthcare.

→ More replies

210

u/El-Sueco 7d ago

Imagine if she was democrat with a GED.

269

u/TheoTheTripod 7d ago

Imagine if it was a person of color with a GED.

"HOW CAN DEMOCRATS SUPPORT A HOOD RAT THAT NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE!? IS THIS WHO THEY WANT TO RUN THE COUNTRY? SOMETHING SOMETHING SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO!!!"

That's a light summation of what it would be like.

11

u/Yiffcrusader69 7d ago

....There’s a man named Leroy Brown?

8

u/QueenRotidder 7d ago

If you go down there, you better just beware of him. Baddest man in the whole damn town.

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

38

u/FblthpLives 7d ago

Don't forget, she was arrested for disorderly conduct at a concert, tried to threaten the police officers by saying she "had friends at FOX News", and then failed twice to appear in court: https://coloradonewsline.com/2020/08/13/report-lauren-boebert-warned-arresting-deputies-she-had-friends-at-fox-news/

10

u/theworstfuckingyear 7d ago

Lucky for her she's white or there might have actually been consequences.

8

u/FblthpLives 7d ago

Oh, c'mon, even for a white person there must be some consequence for failing twice to appear in court. I mean just look at what happened to her... checks notes ..."the Mesa County district attorney’s office dismissed the charge against Boebert in the interest of justice."

Fuck.

→ More replies

175

u/beuhring 7d ago

She shouldn’t be allowed to vote on her favorite ice cream flavor

→ More replies

165

u/LeaguePillowFighter 7d ago

109

u/gin_and_soda 7d ago

Jesus Christ. Matt Gaetz and her???? Wouldn’t that be one of the levels of hell? One of the lower ones, where the really bad people are.

32

u/charcoalist 7d ago

Everyone should know about the House "Freedom Caucus." Think of the worst politicians in the House of Representatives and they are a member of said caucus, including Gaetz and Boebert. The Freedom Caucus is also closely affiliated with trump, of course. The current and former members are a who's who list of the worst America has to offer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_Caucus

16

u/zedoktar 7d ago

Oh is that what the insurrectionist traitors are calling themselves now?

23

u/kroganwarlord 7d ago

Traitors go straight to the bottom level, actually. (That's the Ninth Circle, second tier, 'crimes against country'. Trapped in a giant frozen lake and [maybe?] trying to eat each other for sustenance. Fun times.)

→ More replies

11

u/vinegarfingers 7d ago

Pandering to the Trump vote by ploughing donor money into his shitty resort to get Daddy's blessing.

Her Colorado district has a median household income of $55k and a poverty rate of 15%. She's using their money to fly to Florida for a $10k per couple dinner fundraiser for a Senator in Utah who's reelection is in two years. If you gave her your money, you deserve that it be spent this way.

8

u/Lolmob 7d ago

I thought maybe we were jumping the gun. Then I read "Mike Lee victory fund" and I cringed.

→ More replies

208

u/thinkB4WeSpeak 7d ago

Imagine being a conservative voters and not being embarrassed that people like her and Greene represent your party. GoP is a disgrace.

139

u/APowerfulChange 7d ago

People like her, Greene, Trump and Cruz are why I legit, non hyperbolically, believe the GOP is evil.

Selfish, greedy, dishonest, not even a stretch to call them mass murderers - half a million Americans are dead because not only did they refuse to handle the pandemic as leaders, they encouraged irresponsibility among their followers.

I never used to be "rabidly partisan," I used to handle them with calm, but I sure as hell am "Anti-GOP" now. There's something wrong with them.

13

u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 4d ago

[deleted]

→ More replies

13

u/JohnnyDarkside 7d ago

Well the modern republican party, since around the 40's/50's, has been founded on anti-jew, anti-black, anti-poor. It's all about keep rich white people in power.

→ More replies

36

u/bimpirate 7d ago

It's not about helping people it's about hurting the ones you don't like. That's winning for them.

→ More replies

37

u/maraca101 7d ago

I looked up her net worth, not saying it’s accurate at all, but how can she afford to do that when her networth is relatively low compared to her colleagues.

38

u/Ender914 7d ago edited 7d ago

She uses campaign funds as it is a fundraiser for her re-election. I wouldn't be surprised if she had to split the money raised with Trump's "campaign". Either that or he charged her campaign $2,500 per plate so the money goes through the business. Which is totally NOT money laundering.

→ More replies

180

u/pinniped1 7d ago edited 7d ago

That's shameful.

That $1,400 would've covered at least the appetizer course for struggling Colorado families.

Let the people eat escargot and a couple of those crunchy little toast thingies that you dip into garlic butter...

10

u/ScumHimself 7d ago

She is a crustini.

→ More replies

222

u/Stinger459 7d ago

She's a piece of sh*t

47

u/Manakanda 7d ago

might cross post :)

→ More replies

51

u/Rynodawg54 7d ago

$5,800 per plate?? Wtf are they eating?? Bars of gold??

50

u/gin_and_soda 7d ago

I believe it’s for the privilege of being in the same room as her and Matt Gaetz. And trump. I don’t think you could pay me $5800 to do that.

15

u/ThoriatedFlash 7d ago

Imagine paying that kind of money for a plate and then trump shows up with a food cart stacked with big macs

6

u/charm-type 7d ago

With some 2-liters of room temperature Diet Coke

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

7

u/RoyalRien 7d ago

Let me introduce you to the most fucking weird thing that is somehow acceptable

they probably do

13

u/Rynodawg54 7d ago

I work in food and beverage and used to do banquets. Generally the food is shit and extremely over priced.

I have served food with gold flakes on it. In case anyone was wondering, gold tastes like nothing.

5

u/RoyalRien 7d ago

“Here’s a soup”

“Ew”

“Bruh there’s like gold in it it’s 2000 dollars more expensive but you know it has gold”

“Yummy”

→ More replies
→ More replies
→ More replies

46

u/MissSassifras1977 7d ago

I just can't believe people are paying 5800 a plate to eat at Mar a Lago.

There are a record number of people living in their fucking vehicles. Record homelessness in general. A woman and her daughter just suffocated in their fucking garage in Texas from either desperation or suicide. We just passed 500k dead from Covid.

What happened to We the People? Shit really, really has to change.

18

u/JayRandy 7d ago

They died trying to stay warm. The repub run electric grid here in Texas failed them.

→ More replies

19

u/pengmalups 7d ago

This woman is an oxygen thief.

18

u/krysiej_funsize 7d ago

She sounds like a cunt!

Sending love from New Zealand 😆

30

u/RandyDinglefart 7d ago

Boebert is the perfect example of "new money". She went from a podunk town with no prospects other than keeping the mediocre family restaurant running to suddenly having a fat salary and a ton of attention because Cruz and the GOP funded and ran her campaign.

She knows she is 100% accountable to the GOP and not her constituents. Even if she were capable of having an independent thought, she'd never act on it because they're probably dangling the carrot of a VP run in '24 at her.

24

u/MilitaryGradeFursuit 7d ago

Being "new money" isn't bad. We should celebrate social mobility.

She's a perfect example of a piece of shit tho.

8

u/RandyDinglefart 7d ago

Maybe 'gold digger' is a better term. My point is that she's in this for wealth and power and couldn't give a rats ass about her constituents or the consequences of her actions for anyone but herself.

→ More replies
→ More replies

13

u/1Oreagle 7d ago

Ok I could fart in a can, seal it, and post it on craigslist for a negative amount of money, and it would still be more helpful then her

22

u/Ancient_Solid_4992 7d ago

Hi, is this still available?

→ More replies

13

u/Passioncramps 7d ago

I don’t like to talk bad about people... but of all the things I love about living in Colorado she is the least. She literally ran against another republican on a “you don’t love trump enough” platform. The skeletons in her closet could fill a cemetery.

→ More replies

23

u/Archangel1313 7d ago

So...Trump is still grifting his supporters? Great.

68

u/[deleted] 7d ago

[deleted]

69

u/Hq3473 7d ago

Her district is gerrymandered specially to disenfranchise people of Pueblo.

https://wp-cpr.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2019/06/colo_cd3-district-map.jpg

43

u/AnthropOctopus 7d ago

Honestly Pueblo should have been their own district. Their issues are nothing like those on the western slope.

19

u/Swoleattorney 7d ago

As native of Pueblo I couldn't agree more. The way they drew those district lines are fucked.

11

u/exccord 7d ago

Jesus. Pueblo should not be in that shit. As purple as it is in this area, there is no way in hell Lauren Boebert can speak for anyone in/around Pueblo.

→ More replies
→ More replies

44

u/APowerfulChange 7d ago

Gerrymandering. The people on top designed the district so that more than 50% would put her in.

If districts of any state were drawn in any sensible way, the Republican party would be weakened in every state, including the ones we think of as "Red States." They only survive by cheating, because the people don't want them.

→ More replies

11

u/chromespunk 7d ago

Great value Sara palin at it again

7

u/Spite_Repulsive 7d ago

Why help Colorado families when you can help: yourself, the Trump family, and the Republican't family?

7

u/isee_fire 7d ago

America is so weird! How can you hate fellow human beings this much? And they're in need more than you are.

7

u/Xzmmc 7d ago

People shouldn't be surprised that awful politicians are being awful. The bigger problem is the filth that continually votes for them.

8

u/AStickyMango 7d ago

I’m sorry, how is she still in office after her tweets on Jan. 6th?

8

u/Worthington_Rockwell 7d ago

The Boeberts are pedophiles

6

u/Slur-a-Lago 7d ago

Remember when her husband showed his dick to little girls? What a pedo.

6

u/Sunring 7d ago

Dumb cxnt?

6

u/Roughsauce 7d ago

Scum of the earth, really. No surprise a pedophile enabler is also a morally bankrupt politician

5

u/RichardBallsandall 7d ago

She just got her GED last year while she was running. A lawmaker for our country just got her GED last year.

→ More replies