r/WatchPeopleDieInside 2d ago

“ I cannot believe I’m part of this family.. "

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u/ForkSmuggler89 2d ago

“Take that shit somewhere else Sharon.”

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u/doomislav 2d ago

'IDK what human wants.but it makes me feel weird'

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Analbox 2d ago

Holy shit this got dark quick. I just figured the dog was uncomfortable with happiness the way I am. You on the other hand went straight to sexually molesting dogs using nut buttered vaginas.

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u/ThunderWoman 2d ago

And here I just thought they meant the dog was trying to watch his weight because he had been having too much PB.

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u/WolfgangEsq 2d ago

I thought they were just joking that PB is like crack to dogs… like, when did vaginas get involved??

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u/I_D_K_Username 2d ago

I was very confused what peanut butter had to do with anything until that comment. I wish I could unread it.

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u/pkinetics 2d ago

reddit... the site that has comments that confuses peoples, gets an explanation, followed by intense desires for memory bleach

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u/ThunderWoman 2d ago

I know! When I make PB sandwiches I let my dogs lick the spoon and they love it.

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u/alphadoublenegative 2d ago

Woman dance. Woman is sex vagina.

Haha I make funny joke.

-Reddit

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u/Drackzgull 2d ago

More people than anyone would like to imagine have been known to put food in their genitalia in order to coerce their pet dogs into giving them oral pleasure.

Peanut butter is among the more popular foods that have been known to be used for this purpose, I suppose mostly because men can use it too. Women can use more stuff because they can partially insert it, and then get found out more often too, because accidents happen and then they need to go to the ER to get the stuff out.

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u/UwUniversalist 2d ago

You know this, because you work in the ER, right..

Right????

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u/Drackzgull 2d ago

Not me, but a cousin did, and he received multiple patients for that reason over a few years.

I also know a girl that was caught by a friend doing that in her backyard, the friend half climbed the fence around the side of the house to lean over and call her out, but found her putting grapes down there and calling her dog. Needless to say the poor girls reputation was scarred forever.

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u/NatSuHu 1d ago

Was she trying to kill the poor thing in the process? Grapes are highly toxic to dogs.

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u/noimadog 2d ago

Same! Wow 😳

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u/mediamaker 2d ago

Hi, I heard you were new here.

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u/WobertsServices 2d ago

Thank goodness for Analbox for explaining that.

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u/HubbleCap 2d ago

Sweet summer child this is cute

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u/justgossiping 2d ago

Yikes, me too! Now I'm suddenly feeling guilty eating a PB sandwich.

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u/Vagitron9000 1d ago

I took it to mean that that was the PB dance because when mom is in that mood it means she's about to eat PB straight from the jar or on a spoon which poor doggo can't avoid the temptation. Guess I'm not fucked up enough for reddit sometimes.

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u/YuropLMAO 2d ago

I once read a lengthy reddit post about how disturbingly common the peanut butter thing is. It sticks with me to this day.

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u/7937397 2d ago

Ignoring the whole molesting a dog issue (wtf), this sounds like a real quick way to get a UTI.

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u/Sorrymisunderstandin 2d ago

lmao that first sentence

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u/justgossiping 2d ago

found the vagina

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u/plerberderr 2d ago

How did they prove how common it is tho? Was this a peer reviewed study on peanut butter induced bestiality?

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u/YuropLMAO 2d ago

Some pervy academic tried to do an academic study on (female) beastiality, so they collected confidential surveys.

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u/plerberderr 2d ago

Oh wow I was not expecting that answer. That’s unfortunate.

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u/YuropLMAO 2d ago

Don't worry. He was strictly studying it in a professional setting for... reasons.

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u/Woodbox84 2d ago

Old guy here. The pb thing predates the internet. It was an urban legend in the 80s. Funny thing to tell at a party.

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u/YuropLMAO 2d ago

You don't think people actually do it? I'm pretty sure they do.

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u/Trick-Plankton-7240 2d ago

Link or It didn’t happen

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u/YuropLMAO 2d ago

Yeah just let me use reddit's shit tier search to find it. Or worse, google. Imagine my targeted ads after that.

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u/sybar142857 2d ago

Yep, that’s enough Internet for today. I’ll go have my eyes doused in chlorine.

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u/upvoteordie69 2d ago

"peanut butter time"

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u/CatCumInAnElephant 2d ago

You don’t go straight to sexually molesting dogs using nut buttered vaginas? What the hell is wrong with you?

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u/pinscher_circus 2d ago

Ah I was laughing so hard at both of these comments until I realized that the reassuring voice of reason came from someone named Analbox 🤣

Now I'm as confused as that dog, lol

Thank you reddit!

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u/SmoothJazzRayner 2d ago

Nut butter vagina? Sounds like an anime special finishing move.

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u/PoohBearluvu 2d ago

New username ✅

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u/Idryl_Davcharad 2d ago

Now that was a brand new sentence.

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u/The_Lord_Humungus 2d ago

Hey now, my friend's, cousin's brother-in-law, knew a guy who caught his friend's girlfriend doing this. /s

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u/rockbottam 2d ago

I think there’s something along those lines in the movie Road Trip too

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u/Burdicus 2d ago

It's not cheating because it's YOUR dog!

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u/roslyns 2d ago

This literally happens in Orange is the New Black. A character temporarily has an emotional support animal and gets the dog taken away after putting peanut butter on her crotch for the dog to lick off. I have a service dog and that scene literally traumatized me lol

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u/tawattwaffle 2d ago

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

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u/Missteeze 2d ago

American pie

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u/YuropLMAO 2d ago

Not the same movie, but Sleeping Dogs Lie is a dark comedy about a woman who confesses to raping her dog while she was a college student.

Movie is so so, but I love imagining Bobcat Goldthwait pitching the script to hollywood executives.

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u/ChrispinMcLovin 2d ago

That's in Gone with the Wind

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u/degjo 2d ago

That was the Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance.

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u/BoonTobias 2d ago

That's a different video b

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u/OddAward3794 2d ago

I’m not a dog owner, but this is why I assume most dog owners have them.

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u/Federal_Status 2d ago

Or literally the dog is gonna push a loaf something similar to peanutbutter. Animals give no shits.

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u/Ice_Hungry 2d ago

Lol I don't know why but I totally got that vibe from the dog as well.

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u/littleempires 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s peanut butter Brian, do you think I had a choice?!

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u/FireSalsa 2d ago

I spit out my drink lmao

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u/Kiniji_Snow 2d ago

This brings a whole new darkness to Peanut Butter Jelly Time

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u/GunnieGraves 2d ago

“Oh great. Sharon got into the wine coolers again.”

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u/Mooksayshigh 2d ago

“I can’t even lick my crotch without some weird shit going on around here.

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u/Phillipinsocal 2d ago

She scared that 2nd dog outta the house!

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u/berrey7 2d ago

I'm so confused by the second dog as well. It's almost like it's scared, as in she's a threat. Like he walked around the corner and saw a coyote and couldn't decide to engage in war or tuck tail and run.

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u/geo_hampe 2d ago

The second dog was on full "da fuq" mode and decided to skidaddle. He hasn't stopped running.

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u/OGsugar_bear 2d ago

The dogs act like shes traumatized them for sure

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u/EvolvingBoner 2d ago

Scholars say that dog is still on the run. Tragic.

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST 2d ago

Mines the opposite and runs to attack when I dance

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away 2d ago

Yeah, when I dance, my dogs interpret it as an invitation to attack, too. I guess that explains why everyone kept their distance from me at my senior prom, too!

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u/kratbegone 2d ago

Mine just tries to hump me. He uses any distraction he can get.

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u/manfishgoat 2d ago

Fuck this bitch I'm going back to the shelter fam

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u/LetsSeeThatNow 2d ago

I've got a dog that barks at me when I dance until I stop.

So I guess that there are Southern Baptist dogs, then.

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u/RenkaneStark 2d ago

It does look totally mortified.

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u/Big_Berry_4589 2d ago

Disappointed dad face

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u/SketchThePhate 2d ago

More like a dog being sexually harassed

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u/Trigga_Trev 2d ago

That dog’s like “dafuq is this bitch doin?”

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u/XDYassineDX 2d ago

What the dog bitch doin?

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u/csonnich 2d ago

"...Is she still there?"

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u/TooHigh2Die420 2d ago

Looks like my Tinder dates when they see me for the first time.

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u/VirtualCtor 2d ago

I think it’s great that all your Tinder dates dance when they see you. You’re probably fun and personable.

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u/BitchMobThrowaway 2d ago

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u/i1a2 2d ago

Maybe it's just not loading for me, but if that isn't a real subreddit, someone should make it

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u/hades_the_wise 2d ago

I just made it, now I just need to find a bunch of stuff to post in it lmao

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u/i1a2 2d ago

Ayyy good on ya!

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u/hades_the_wise 2d ago

Congrats, you just made a subreddit exist

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u/BitchMobThrowaway 2d ago

We just made it exist, comrade

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u/BeyondDoggyHorror 2d ago

That’s what you get for hooking up with dogs on Tinder

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u/drunk98 2d ago

RinTinTinder

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u/PieYet91 2d ago

That dog had “the shot” spiritually.

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u/HodlMyBottle 2d ago

I just watched a dog die inside.

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u/julez_pas 2d ago

Wolfs: What could go wrong if I asked that human for some meat?

10.000 years later:

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u/Kymkryptic 2d ago

First dog- Hey, Walter. Do you think you could stop filming and help me?

Second dog- Awesome! Is it play time ...Oh, fucking yikes. It must be Friday, again. I’m out.

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u/RecentCaptain7 2d ago

Elaine Benes step aside. No way can you compete with this.

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u/4Ever2Thee 2d ago

“So I get yelled at for rubbing my bum on the rug when I have an itch but Sharon does this shit and nobody says a damn thing?! I hate it here!”

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u/Dhsu04 2d ago

The shock, the disappointment, and the embarrassment... This is the next level of animal cruelty, psychologically effective.

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u/Llebanna 2d ago

When dogs have strangely human eyes like this one, it both amuses and unsettles me.

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u/mavhun 2d ago

this is more of a /r/youseeingthisshit

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u/Coffeepillow 2d ago

My dog would never let me dance alone.

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u/Exhausted_Lady 2d ago

Any time we dance, at least one of the dogs thinks we’ve gone nuts and won’t look at us. 🤣

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u/xxstract28 2d ago

Get it girl lol

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 2d ago

I 100% think she was doing it because of the dog's reaction.

Also, get it girl!! No judgement here, just looks like enjoying the moment. ✌️

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u/TetrisCannibal 2d ago

Yeah one of the joys of being a pet owner is being able to weird them out with shit like this.

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u/oooortclouuud 2d ago

i dance at my dogs all the time! im like, what song is on? 😅 (i decided it's Low)

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u/CrabbitJambo 2d ago

That’s a dad dance if ever I saw one! I should know!

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u/DieFanboyDie 2d ago

Pretty sure this full length film is against the law.

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u/JeanDeny314 2d ago

Poor doggo is thinking "oh no! What they said about white girls is true!"

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u/Aliensmithard 2d ago

I know her chicken got some seasoning on it

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u/I-Am-Not-Aplharius 2d ago

I ain’t mad at it

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u/Aliensmithard 2d ago

Say what you want but Sharon was killing that shit

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u/Brianngray 2d ago

Bath time dance?

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u/gravity_ 2d ago

That house looks like the model home from arrested development.

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u/kushbom 2d ago

A traumatized Doggo 😵‍💫

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u/AdonisSupa100 2d ago

The Dogs face is everything!! 🤣

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u/AdonisSupa100 2d ago

The dog is like, " I can't believe this woman is filming me watch her dance around. I was trying to watch the news." 🤣

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u/CourageousLight 2d ago

The slow turn to the camera: “You see this shit?”

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u/destinystillsucks 2d ago

" I swear I'll run away from here "

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u/Consistent_Poem5041 2d ago

my boy looks STRESSED

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u/Queen-of-meme 2d ago

He can't anticipate her coming actions.

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u/BigBrainCordeva 2d ago

Is this my life now

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u/Evil_Lord_Aku 2d ago

You seeing this shit Joe ??

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u/benadrylpill 2d ago

This sub needs to be renamed "watch dogs randomly look at the camera and pretend they're thinking human thoughts"

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u/NoRoperino 2d ago

It's the famous pre-mating dancing of the overly loving owners.

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u/kievanrussbanner 2d ago

Woman: has fun while dancing normally

Reddit: “LOL SHE’S A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY!!! THAT DOG PROBABLY WANTS TO KILL ITSELF BECAUSE SHE’S SO DISGRACEFUL LOL”

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u/krastevitsa 2d ago

Yeah, Redditors tend to hate people which are having fun.

Although the dog expression staring at the camera is hilarious

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u/CervezaPorFavor 2d ago

Yeah, Redditors tend to hate people which are having fun.

Unless they're conventionally attractive.

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u/bloodyacceptit 2d ago

The vast majority of the comments are nothing like that lmao

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u/StrangeNimbus 2d ago

What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/moonroots64 1d ago

Woman: has fun while dancing normally

Reddit: “LOL SHE’S A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY!!! THAT DOG PROBABLY WANTS TO KILL ITSELF BECAUSE SHE’S SO DISGRACEFUL LOL”

I honestly thought a top comment would be some form of "she looks fun to hang out with!" or something? I guess not, but also I think people are just having a laugh (much like the woman in the video) at the whole scenario. It's like a parent acting dumb in public to embarrass their kid, to me it's just kinda funny all around... the goofiness, the reactions... wholesome.

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u/Emperor_Leto 2d ago

Time to break my leash and run away.

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u/k4r1_52407 2d ago

That moment when your mom starts trying act young. So she starts dancing “exotically”. Yes so relatable.

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u/arealslickcamelstoe 2d ago

Less Grossman minus the confidence vibe

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u/chattelcattle 2d ago

My 12 year old when I do anything and he’s around his friends.

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u/BenDreemurr44 2d ago

It's ironic how 90% of the subreddit is actually cats and dogs.

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u/_StupidGhost_ 2d ago

poor dogs both the one running and the one on the couch

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u/tehz1 2d ago

bro the big dog was scared af

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u/caeozoz 2d ago

She gets closer she gon'getbit

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u/71351 2d ago

The left ear flick kills me

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u/glowinginthedarks 2d ago

Those ears could have their own sub.

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u/matikun86 2d ago

WatchDogsDieInside

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u/616mushroomcloud 1d ago

'She's trying to be sexy again, Dad'

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u/Marquis213 1d ago

Looking around like "this lady can't dance"

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u/orangecat5678 2d ago

My cats do the same thing when I do weird things in front of them. 😂

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u/nfssmith 2d ago

Dog "I could have been adopted by humans with another dog & instead I got these clowns. Do you see this?"

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u/luchabear91 2d ago

They have a second dog in the background, but your point is valid

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u/Aromatic_Amount_885 2d ago

This new video format is dog shit

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u/Kennidelic 2d ago

What are you talking about? This is one of the smoother clips i have seen on reddit in a while, not including professional made clips with proper equipment.

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u/Aromatic_Amount_885 2d ago

Apologies not the video or it’s content , reddits new video format

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u/stauffed5188 2d ago

Bet he still licks her feet from the end of the bed while she’s going to pound town though.

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u/willymore 2d ago

Is she intentionally pulling a David Brent face

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u/DarlingHades 2d ago

It's the whale eye for me. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/castleaagh 2d ago

Y she just wearing a pillow case tho?

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u/Hey_Hoot 2d ago

Overweight. It's either wear all black or two sizes above.

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u/Thulox 2d ago

Cuz she fat

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u/countstupidula 2d ago

The dog might be under the impression that the person next to them is hoping to start a bowel movement. Animals don’t typically watch each other poop. To be fair she’s moving her butt around and it’s a sexual gesture in the human world but it’s possibly categorized as another gesture or behavior in the animal kingdom. Idk man just my thoughts

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u/PowerSword 2d ago

This comment is terrible.

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u/countstupidula 2d ago

I’m sorry. And I could be absolutely incorrect. I’ve been wrong before. I was also going to comment that I liked her dress but I forgot to add that.

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u/kaves55 2d ago

Yeah! Fuck this guy for trying to provide some behavioral explanation from the perspective of an animal! I mean, so what if I want to perceive my dogs as an extension go myself instead of animals that can’t reason with humans? Take that shit somewhere else man!

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u/Tryouffeljager 2d ago

I'm not sure how this is possible, but this comment is even worse.

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u/mfathrowawaya 2d ago

Let me explain since you don’t get it. Most dogs watch humans and other dogs shit. They see it as protecting the human/dog while in a vulnerable position.

It’s a bad explanation

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u/monkeedookee 2d ago

Chubby chicks always dance like that

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u/163145164150 2d ago

Can't stand the faces people make when they get their groove on.

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u/Riggah-goo-goo 2d ago

When did you first realize that you were incapable of getting over yourself and accepting that silly people can anjoy things that you can't? Did it make you sad?

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u/163145164150 2d ago

I just don't like the duck face-lip bite dance. Pretty okay with it not bringing me joy.

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u/emmiegeena 2d ago

I was waiting for the little kicks

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u/danibuch 2d ago

Look at her trying to interact with that furry meat sack like it has any idea what the fuck is going on.

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u/StripedBandit 2d ago

I know that girl is totally oblivious. But I wouldn’t call her hairy.

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u/ledouxrt 2d ago

"Maybe if I don't look, she'll stop."

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u/COMBATIBLE 2d ago

resembles Don Cheadle. anyone else?

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u/tallglassofTHICC 2d ago

Unfunny and cringe 😬

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u/GullibleInevitable14 2d ago

Jesus, Susan, you getting this?

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u/Numerous-Secret3725 2d ago

Thats weird, my dog used to get freaked out if he saw me dancing... I'm glad it's happened to someone else

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u/Sugarleaves-xuany 2d ago

Go ahead beautiful do you! Love to see it!

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u/Antiqas86 2d ago

There is a woman dancing. There is a dog sitting on the sofa. The rest is US projecting human traits on to the dog.

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u/5kaels 2d ago

weeoo weeoo pull over it's the fun police you're under arrest, put the fun on the ground

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u/Dugular 2d ago

Yes, we know. We also know that Star Wars didn't happen a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, but it can still be fun.

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u/londonsun89 2d ago

You are making me uncomfortable. Pls stop

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u/derpinator422 2d ago

"She's hitting the wine before noon again."

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u/Raiwan88 2d ago

Mom...you're embarrassing me.

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u/littlelebowski1999 2d ago

I hate it when fat ugly chicks think they look sexy.

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u/scoonts89 2d ago

I know this is downvoted to hell but I couldn’t agree more.

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u/Richpotatothethird 2d ago

On hold with the dmv and it looked like she was dancing along to the hold music.

Not sure what genre btw but it's mainly sax.

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u/DietDrDoomsdayPreppr 2d ago

The hemline on that dress bothers me.

It's so poorly placed.