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u/IanMullins13 6d ago

I dig the pink KitchenAid in the back

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u/spidermonkey12345 6d ago

It's on my wedding registry. Just gotta find a fiance first...

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u/IanMullins13 6d ago

I highly recommend them. My grandpa gave me his that he got about 20 years ago and I love it

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u/ywBBxNqW 6d ago

Your grandpa gave you his old fiance?

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u/IanMullins13 6d ago

It makes great cookies!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 5d ago

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u/GoiterGlitter 6d ago

Mine broke making cookie dough. Cookie dough!

My mom still has the one that she got before I was born.

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u/WhySeaSalt 6d ago

Unethical Pro Life Tip:

you could try this method.

I bought one in the prettiest color (pistachio. everyone should get pistachio) cuz I’d grown up using my mom’s, but i thought hm this new one matches my mom’s kitchen better, so i gave it to her and she gave me the 20 year old one.

check and mate mother 😎

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u/merkalicious72 6d ago

Are you two still together?

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u/Aquaphyre01 6d ago

That scream was the best part

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u/MrsRoseyCrotch 6d ago

It really was. She’s my hero

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u/X-Man51 6d ago

My spirit animal

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u/MorryD 6d ago

Epic comment bro

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/KNitsua 6d ago

The real cringe are the ones we made along the way

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u/aCrocodilianDilemma 6d ago edited 6d ago

Thanks for reminding me I’m grateful the “epic win” days are behind us

Edit: I regret commenting this

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u/__EETSWAY__ 6d ago

Remember when rage comics were peak Reddit humour? I’m glad they’re gone, but if only we knew what was to come.

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u/strayakant 6d ago

She would be a horse girl in my class.

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u/AmpFile 6d ago

they are crazy but damn can they ride

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u/soar_feet 6d ago

True source, I married a horse girl.

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u/Wait_What_Happened 6d ago

So did I. She's fucking awful with money

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u/soar_feet 6d ago

That was an adjustment early on. My wife runs her own training business for riders and their horses so she has gotten a lot better over the years. Plus we keep separate bank accounts, but damn, tack is fucking expensive.

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u/Wait_What_Happened 6d ago

The separate accounts was important. She got a job on a Ranch and when I stopped paying her gas cost she noticed she had a spending problem.

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u/soar_feet 6d ago

That seems to be a common theme with animal husbandry. The thing that drives me nuts is, how many fucking saddle pads do you really need? And why are they 200 bucks, like, fuck man, use a blanket.

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u/Wait_What_Happened 6d ago

I have been trying hard to learn about her passion but, stuff online isn't the same as hands on so anything I read gets its ass kicked by facts from actually working. So its like "why not use a blanket" will get an answer akin to a novel.

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u/LactatingWolverine 6d ago

Tack and: hay, feed, supplements, insurance , farrier, field rental, vaccinations, horse trailer service, etc etc. Source: married a horse girl

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u/nemoomen 6d ago

Well you shouldn't have named your horse "Awful With Money"

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u/Mechakoopa 6d ago

That's actually an amazing name for a race horse.

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u/BarsOfTheBat 6d ago

I think you confuse the horse gorl with cat ears girl

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u/ocular__patdown 6d ago

Could be /r/perfectlycutscreams material if someone clipped it

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u/not-a-painting 6d ago

I tried, idk if I did it right lol

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u/waka_flocculonodular 6d ago

Nailed it lol

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u/oZeons 6d ago

respect, my friend. but i have one criticism

the perfect cut (as defined by a graph posted like a year ago in that sub) is at the pinnacle of the scream

again, props to you c:

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u/not-a-painting 6d ago

You're right, in my haste I only used some website. My fucking subscription to god damn adobe cloud lapsed because am poor lately or I'd have done it right I tell you hwhat.

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u/Sarai_Seneschal 6d ago

Shiver me timbers, it's time to raise the jolly roger and find the treasure free version

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u/MooCovv 6d ago

Audacity

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta 6d ago

Yes, it was quite audacious of them.

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u/clush 6d ago

Got a good Charlie Kelly vibe.

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u/waka_flocculonodular 6d ago

Can we talk about the mail? I've been dying to talk about the mail!

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u/UsedDinosaurDrugs 6d ago

Those air flexing noise are top notch too! But the scream is obviously best :)

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u/okypak 6d ago

DAAMN, I wanna be as jacked as the second one. What a beast!

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u/Isterpenis 6d ago

The epitome of functional strength.

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u/Freelancer47 6d ago

I'd be happy to just have her self-confidence.

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u/RetardedCatfish 6d ago

I don't really have anything to say, but I want my voice to be heard. Feel free to vote any way you like on my comment

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u/ParzivalJDH 6d ago

Thank you retarded catfish

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u/Lucky_Number_3 6d ago

I thought you just came out swingin, but nope. Thats really their name.

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u/_dauntless 6d ago

This is the ideal male body

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u/royisabau5 6d ago

You may not like it

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u/EpicEmerald247 Doug Dimmadome 6d ago

But this is what peak performance looks like

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u/coupland 6d ago

I wanna swing from her biceps.

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u/mochi_malaka 6d ago

Just don't get your fingers stuck or she'll crush them like eggs.

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u/gen-float 6d ago

Did you see her pump those guns?

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u/misfitzer0 6d ago

They're like that anime hero who looks average af but can kill the bad guy in 1 Punch

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u/bearassbobcat 6d ago

gotta say I did laugh quite hard at this one

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u/NaturesWar 6d ago

Very comedically humorous

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u/happychillmoremusic 6d ago

Yes. Almost humorously comedic even.

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u/OrologioWatchCo 6d ago

🎶I'm Bill Dipperly 🎶

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u/shootme_co 6d ago

Hi, Bill Dipperly? Yes, we’ve been trying to get in touch with you about your car’s extended warranty

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u/dem0nhunter 6d ago

NODDERS

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u/joesoffian17 6d ago

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u/Lousy_Lawyer 6d ago

WTF!! Can we now upload gifs in the comments section?

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u/twitchosx 6d ago

Yeah.. inline gifs. I noticed this on a thread a couple weeks ago.

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u/Talska 6d ago

Yeah if Reddit could uh remove that "feature" I'd be very appreciative

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u/chugga_fan 6d ago

You can block it via ublock origin, the comments show up as empty then though.

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u/savwatson13 6d ago

What does “inline gifs” mean? Explain yourself

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u/twitchosx 6d ago

It means you can post a working gif "inline" with the comments without just having a link. As in, it shows up in the comments as a working gif.

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u/kings_account 6d ago

Let me guess, you have to use the app to do it?

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u/fkgjbnsdljnfsd 6d ago

yeah, it appears manually putting in the matching markdown doesn't work. must be an internal flag they set to have it rendered

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u/kings_account 6d ago

classic, old.reddit.com till I die.

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u/MrHyperion_ 6d ago

Old.reddit til it dies and then to an alternative that copies the style

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u/Staynes 6d ago

o.r. 4 life

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u/UsaiyanBolt 6d ago

I'm on old reddit and I can see it. Unfortunately though it doesn't work on Narwhal which is the app I prefer. I really don't wanna use the official app but it's looking like I might have to >.>

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u/IdLOVEYOU2die 6d ago

Apps are such a waste -_- ultra unnecessary.

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u/matt1267 6d ago

Basically instead of seeing a link to the gif you see the actual gif itself as the comment

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u/3katsiMe 6d ago

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u/Deleted_1-year-ago 6d ago

Every day, we get closser to becoming 4chan.

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u/iWentRogue 6d ago

Always could 🔫

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u/Guszy 6d ago

Define always, because I sincerely doubt inline gifs have been able to be used on reddit since the inception.

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows 6d ago

Always could... Except for when we couldn't.

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u/incessantwhirring 6d ago

For anyone else who hates this, you can block them all with uBlock Origin.

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u/w0rkac 6d ago

Is there a way to block them at the reddit level instead of using adblock?

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u/MrHyperion_ 6d ago

Reddit is ruined if we don't start downvoting this to hell

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u/Cycle21 6d ago

I vote against gifs in comments

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u/JWBails 6d ago

I browse more on my phone now 'cause then I just see threads full of [gif] instead of actual gifs.

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u/Jason6677 6d ago

especially ones that are fkin huge like this cat, annoying to scroll constantly

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u/MrMisterMan69 6d ago

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u/TendingTheirGarden 6d ago

oh my God what a game changer

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u/silverpacifica 6d ago

That's it I'm leaving!

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u/karanut 6d ago

That is way too fucking big lmao.

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u/zouhair 6d ago

For those not getting it. It's a hit song by the great artist Pokelawls.

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u/SauCe-lol 6d ago

NODDERS IM BILL DIPPERLY

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u/WarCrimes-R-Us 6d ago

Damn I want that hat.

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u/IntenseScrolling 6d ago

I think it's called a durag. It's like a hat but built different

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u/WarCrimes-R-Us 6d ago

Lol, I meant the girl’s hat.

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u/nuraHx 6d ago

I think it's called a durag. It's like a hat but built different

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u/pandaSmore 6d ago

Lol, I meant the girl’s hat.

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u/lord_nikon_burned 6d ago

I think it's called a durag. It's like a hat but built different.

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u/KKlear 6d ago

Lol, I meant the durag.

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u/leafmealone_plz 6d ago

I think it's called a hat. It's like a durag but built different

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u/alexnader 6d ago

I think it's called a girl. It's like a man but built different.

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u/Supermario_64 6d ago

I think it’s called a human. it’s like an ape but built different

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u/real_nice_guy 6d ago

Lol, I meant the egg

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u/Sairry 6d ago

Yea durags have those dangle things on the sides. They're there to tighten it and eventually make your hair wavy.

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u/Sputniksteve 6d ago

I know I could google it but this seems like a prime opportunity. How exactly do those create wavy hair? I always wondered this but never thought to ask.

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u/TheBigEmptyxd 6d ago

https://www.dappermane.com/what-is-a-durag/ Basically it keeps hair from growing out and up and instead grow along your scalp. Durags are also loooooong time investments for things like waves

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/justmystepladder 6d ago

“Facility”

Side note, how the hell DO you stitch a durag?

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u/cire1184 6d ago

Thread and needle.

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u/Sputniksteve 6d ago

Excellent thank you.

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u/quaybored 6d ago

heh i always thought it was a doo rag. like, you put it over your hairdoo or something

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u/Penqwin 6d ago

You doo put it oon your hair doo.

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u/Zuck__Markerberg 6d ago

Ikr? Kinda reminds me of Louise from Bobs Burgers

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u/Pie-by-theta 6d ago

It always remind me of Logan paul

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u/HumansKillEverything 6d ago

Fuck that cunt.

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u/Soulreape 6d ago

Maybe I'm not understanding something here, why is the guy showing off by breaking an egg on his arm!?

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u/INexasI 6d ago

Here is an article giving some info on it.

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u/MouthJob 6d ago

Boy they really struggled to turn that into something long enough to post.

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u/SeniorCoolio 6d ago

TLDR?

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u/catcatdoggy 6d ago

equal force across an egg makes them harder to break.

i'd test it out but dont want to waste eggs or clean up after it.

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u/schmavid 6d ago

I just tried it. I don't work out AT all, I'm a little on the dad bod side of average. I was able to crack an egg this way with no effort. Maybe I have boney arms. Maybe it's all a joke to make me get egg all over myself. Either way, it was a dumb waste of an egg.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 6d ago

You probably didn't have it set up correctly, I think you should try it again

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u/Arcanas1221 6d ago

And wear your favorite long sleeve shirt this time

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u/gtkarber 6d ago

The article said that the bigger your muscles, the harder it is to do.

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u/S-Domain 6d ago

So by that logic, not being able to break the egg would be more impressive, that guy isn’t built as differently as he thought

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u/o5tradamu5 6d ago

OR being able to break the egg despite being at a disadvantage would be more impressive

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u/Bitter_Tradition 6d ago

I mean, yes but also no.

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u/bearassbobcat 6d ago edited 6d ago

eggs are weaker around the middle (where you crack them for omelettes and such) they are very strong on the dome end. the dome structure is well known because of it's ability to spread out the load

in the video where people are standing on them they're always vertical and always in multiples so that they can spread the load among all the eggs and the eggs can further spread out the load using the dome shape. cracking an egg on the circumference (horizontal), the same way both people did in the video, with your bicep is not that hard. try putting it vertical with the domes against your forearm and bicep and try it.

further when people grab it and squeeze (to show how strong eggs are) they always put their force on the dome ends and not the middle

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u/impossiber 6d ago

I think it's a joke

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u/S-Domain 6d ago

Is this a mother fucking yolk to you?!

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u/QueasyBeingQueasy 6d ago

He is meta memeing. 2 layers of irony, arguably 3.

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u/BountyBob 6d ago edited 6d ago

He said why, he's built different.

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u/Ozdoba 6d ago

In the head

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u/StarCraft 6d ago

It's as much of a joke as the woman's.

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u/lacucamatada 6d ago

Lol this is like the equivalent of shoving 10 eggs in your anus and then trying to

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u/CptAngelo 6d ago

Trying to what? Trying to what!?! Somebody call 911!

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u/synthesize_me 6d ago

make breakfast

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u/iWentRogue 6d ago

Her awkwardness is palpable. Love it!

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u/HesSoZazzy 6d ago edited 6d ago

I love the word palpable. It's just so fun to say. Try it.

Palpable.

Palpable.

It's like a bouncy castle for your mouth.

Edit: Thank you kind Redditor for the award! <3

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u/Stormygeddon 6d ago

Let me lead you to the cellar door.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 6d ago

Oh look at the time on this irish wristwatch

Disclaimer: you aren't broken, this is the hardest consecutive syllables in English

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u/Tezuka_Senpai 6d ago

Wasted a perfect egg.... * Getting nervous *

Wasted another perfect egg... * Getting angry *

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u/GoatNo2 6d ago

You would hate to hear average acceptable yields for a lot of processed egg products..

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u/Heavenfall 6d ago

Wait until we tell them how many chickens don't make it from the hatchery to their new home.

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u/Solkre 6d ago

Into the boy shredder with you!

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u/bitchsmacker 6d ago

and then fed to their mothers.

vet here.

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u/dirtywirtygirl 6d ago

Have you heard of howtobasic? I think you should check it out. It'd send you into a homicidal rage probably.

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u/tumsdout 6d ago

Is that Louise from Bob's Burgers?

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u/scottyb83 6d ago

Holy spawn of Slenderman!

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u/ntnloff 6d ago edited 6d ago

That's what we call a skinny person, champ.

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u/holyfuckbatman 6d ago

Yeah damn every time a skinny person is on Reddit people act like they've never seen one before

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u/runningoutofwords 6d ago

Well, it is reddit, so...

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u/Zammerz 6d ago

Shh, they're American, they'vn't seen one before

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u/driptec 6d ago

Sorry, it's actually th'ey'vn't'

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u/snoostorm1188 6d ago

No it’s th’ey’vn’t’innit’

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u/driptec 6d ago

He's referring to the American version, that's the British version

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u/runningoutofwords 6d ago

It's one constant away from Welsh, that is.

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u/ywBBxNqW 6d ago

I'm an American and I used to be super skinny but then I succumbed to depression and stopped leaving my house.

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u/wizzlepants 6d ago

Just stop eating! Depression can help with that too

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u/Jajanken- 6d ago

She has some skinny long ass arms

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u/S-Domain 6d ago

Well yeah, didn’t you hear her? She’s built.. different.

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u/Juergenator 6d ago

Call me crazy but I think the first guy was just joking.

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u/grandfedoramaster 6d ago

I mean surely that is a difference between crushing it between the side of your biceps vs the top of it right?

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u/NotablyNugatory 6d ago

Iirc. The first video is a joke, too.

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u/killajaxx 6d ago

Its obviously a joke

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u/Broduskii 6d ago

What he just seems to put it next to his inner elbow. Even if he didn't have those muscles there he would crush it. It's an egg it's not very strong, unless he was trying to crush it from the two furthest points it would always crack.

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u/Dayofsloths 6d ago

Why does she have a box of turds on her countertop?

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u/kvothes-lute 6d ago

hershey’s... kisses.....

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/squngy 6d ago

But not too different.

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u/PocketBeaner 6d ago

You mean Hershey kisses?

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u/droppedelbow 6d ago

Because it's the kitchen and it would be gross if they weren't in a box, obviously.

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u/DoctorNoname98 6d ago

why don't you?

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 6d ago

He might be out.

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u/SuspiciousOfRobots 6d ago

Well she’s not gonna put them on the floor

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u/RAIKENNENISOP 6d ago

This lady has my kinda energy, lmfao

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u/Funky_apple Doug Dimmadome 6d ago

Isn't that the same girl who got stuck in a bucket?

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u/ItsDominare 6d ago

am I the only one

Whatever comes after this, the answer is always no.

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u/Croemato 6d ago

Am I the only one who likes to scrape the wax and scratch the itch inside their ears with a metal-tipped mechanical pencil?

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u/Bigboxbanter 6d ago

You say this but I can’t find anyone else that thinks Thanos looks like Charlize Theron.

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u/KKlear 6d ago

I started working out a bit around the time covid hit. A few months ago my 7 years old niece complimented my biceps with the words "that doesn't even look healthy any more". And I don't even remotely look like this guy.

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