r/PublicFreakout 7d ago

Queen Karen gets roasted for telling someone to “Go back to Oakland” Repost 😔

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u/Johnyboy248 7d ago

She look like a subway surfer character lmao

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 7d ago

From the thumbnail, I thought it was the Monarch from Venture Bros.

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u/triccolo 7d ago

THE MIGHTY MONARCH!

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u/DirtyCubanBoi 7d ago

Glad I’m not the only one thinking that lmao

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u/BrazenChatter 7d ago

Senior citizen spit on your muthafuckin sweater

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u/dayoneneo 7d ago

“Im 80 years old.” Lol

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u/okThisYear 7d ago

She's like ok ow, that one is true

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u/yamehameha 7d ago

She going back home to see it in the mirror for the full burn to complete

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u/Mathemologist 7d ago

The worst burns hurt later

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u/parker0400 7d ago

The worst burns hurt until you die.

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u/harassmaster 7d ago

“Listen...ok”

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 5d ago

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u/debo16 7d ago

Bro it’s gonna be checkmate on these old racist people when we turn old too, they’re gonna look so stupid.

They’ll be all like

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u/DPlainview1898 7d ago

They’ll be all like dead

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u/Raptor556 7d ago

She don't look 80

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u/Wayback182 7d ago

It's Cali. Half the population is over-funded, retired bags of leather with no real life perspectives or experiences.

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u/tomowudi 7d ago

Florida has entered the chat.

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u/New-Key-9377 7d ago

RETIRED BAGS OF LEATHER

Love it

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u/UsaytomatoIsayFuckU 7d ago

Well when 95% of your body is covered up who the hell knows what hot wrinkly mess awaits you. Do not open, return to sender.

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u/sirius4778 7d ago

She was not ready for that smoke

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u/Head_Sandwich1 7d ago

The dude had a perfect verbal flow. I can never speak so fluently when im frustrated. That is a skill.

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u/branml 7d ago

He spoke so fluidly that she seriously could not get a word in lol

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u/deezanutza 7d ago edited 7d ago

You just look at someone and start talking about their physical outward appearance. Then you make assumptions about the individual based on these finds and proceed to make them wish they were never born.

Most of them won’t stick but that’s why you fire at them like a machine gun hoping you hit that one. You’ll know if you hit it. You’ll see it on their face. The whole point is to hit something very deep and personal without ever knowing them. Be as mean as you possibly can while being deadly accurate. Just calling them a dumbass white broad isn’t enough.

Last but not least, drink their tears. Part of any nutritious roast.

Edit: I love how one of my most upvoted comments on reddit is how to be an insufferable prick hahahahah

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u/ShredHeadEdd 7d ago

cold reading, but for bastardry. I like it.

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u/potatotay 7d ago

It always helps when the opponent looks like a geriatric bumble bee

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u/chitownstylez 7d ago

Me & my homie were on front of the club after closing one night ... ended up having some words w/ a dude & his crew who were a little further down. The dude my homie was having words w/ I guess tried to stunt & yelled up to his homie’s “Man go get the Porsche truck!” My homie rapid fire says “Man don’t nobody care about a old ass Porsche truck!” You should’ve seen dudes face drop. My homie hit it right on the head w/ no hesitation. I asked him later if he knew dude. “Nah”. Well how you know the Porsche truck was “old”? “Good guess LOL!” I’m legit still surprised we didn’t get shot at that night.

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u/deezanutza 7d ago

Yeah Ill normally try to bite my tongue at the end of a night of drinking because that’s how people die from stupid shit. One punch can change everyone’s life. But yes that’s exactly how it’s done lol one of my favorite things to do is banter with my friends. Over the years you start to get pretty fucking good because you’ll be insulting them while thinking of the next insult and realize it’s too good and hold it back for later and spit out something different. It’s truly an art.

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u/shizzler 7d ago

Wtf is a Porsche truck?

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u/tr3mbau 7d ago

I'm guessing the Cayenne, might be wrong tho

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u/Paratwa 7d ago

It comes from severe anger where you know you’re right. Oddly for me it’s about a stage or two beyond the I want to fight stage.

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u/KoreanFemboi 7d ago

Righteous anger.

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u/kambinks 7d ago

St anger~~

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u/deadfermata 7d ago

That’s my new rap name.

St Anger

When I make it big, I’m gonna make sure you (and Metallica) get a cut. For now you get an award

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u/diarrheamudslide 7d ago

Why not Righteous MAD: Man angrily dictating

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u/MaracaBalls 7d ago

If we all just told entitled old assholes like this where to go they’d think twice about pulling this shit.

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u/FresnoMac 7d ago

For me, it's the I want to cry stage

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u/Tesserae626 7d ago

I feel this on so many levels. "We're pissed! So angry! How do we handle that, brain? Burst into tears!"

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u/Probability1018 7d ago

It’s the opposite for me. When I’m slightly angry, I’m like an A class lawyer but when I’m PISSED I lose all sense of language.

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u/Throwawayact1050 7d ago

At that point not stuttering or hesitating is more important than the actual words that ultimately come out lmao. It doesn't even have to make sense all the time as long as you don't slip up and start stuttering

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u/Omieez 7d ago

He’s a local Instagram comedian from Oakland, so he’s pretty good at roasting people.

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u/Joffreys_Greasy_Cunt 7d ago

He must be good then, he had me cracking up

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u/ImJustHere4theMoons 7d ago

I'd bet it wasn't his first time being subjected to racist comments. Probably has years of experience responding to bs like that.

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u/fillymandee 7d ago

That was 💯 experience speaking . You’d be surprised how well you flow when you know you’re right.

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u/SoniGui 7d ago

It’s called self-esteem and peace of mind, so you can be yourself without giving a fuck and have a perfect verbal flow in any situation or environment. I don’t have neither.

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u/fillymandee 7d ago

I think it comes and goes for all of us. My confidence ebbs and flows with the tides of humility. We just have to strive for presence of mind and being intentional with our words and actions.

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u/BrownEyeRican 7d ago

Yoo that shit had me like 😂😂😂😂

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u/cjmar41 7d ago

Get your dusty wrinkled bag trash face having ass up outta here then.

Poetry.

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u/ThereWiIlbeBlood 7d ago

You got a whole covid 19fit on, you brought covid here😂.

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u/Lazy_Title7050 7d ago

I didn’t understand that part.

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u/kinkerbelll 7d ago

Everything covered BUT where the mask goes

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u/kinkySlaveWriter 7d ago

Exposing herself to death to own the libs.

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u/myoldaccountlocked 7d ago

it's just another dig at her weird ass outfit.

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u/imooforyou 7d ago

Is that a social media proof suit? So she can just roam around being a racist Karen and not get lit up on social media?

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u/squibbletree 7d ago

You don't need to. Rapid fire, off the cuff, lay into that stank ass spittle dribblin beeyotch for having the audacity to tell a confident black man, or any man or woman, where they should be as they're minding their own damn business riding down a public street in a free country

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u/zimtrovert94 7d ago

It’s all off the cuff.

Insults upon insults without reasoning and yet, it’s brilliant because he’s thinking of this so quickly, it’s more of a reflex.

And it’s brilliant. Who gives a shit if it’s Oakland or Alameda. People are free to ride around if they want and she deserves every insult.

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u/Gorillapoopass 7d ago

"You need to control your mouth"

"YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOUR ASS CAUSE IT STANK"

One of the funniest things I've ever heard lmfao

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u/Danishsomething 7d ago

The constant barrage of beautiful insults that doesn't let her complete a sentence combined with a phenomenal voice. You just love to see it.

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u/shottymcb 7d ago

I feel like John Madden should be narrating this roast.

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u/Vader_Bomb 7d ago

"You know who's good at roasting 80-year women? Brett Favre!"

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u/REorTech 7d ago

Straight out of the boondocks had me doubled over.

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u/Trippytrickster 7d ago

Hopefully this doesn't turn into a rap battle with the elderly.

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u/Mental_Flow_6991 7d ago

Hopefully it does!!!

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u/Jonestown_Juice 7d ago

This had me dying. 0:26. I kept clicking there to hear him say it over and over.

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u/Stepoo 7d ago

I love it. It’s not even that witty or clever, it’s pretty much just a grade school insult but his delivery and the speed with which he retorts makes it hilarious.

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u/themightybof 7d ago

I was pissed off at that lady but after receiving that slaughtering comment I think that guy has if under control

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u/livinalieontimna 7d ago

Sounds like an x-rated Donkey from Shrek

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u/thelostscapegoat 7d ago

That's the moment I absolutely lost it. Legendary.

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u/Plane_Baby 7d ago

"Dusty wrinkle bag trash having a$$" 😂 The verbal gymnastics.

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u/food4lifevv 7d ago edited 7d ago

Earlier I said roasting is an art form and I truly believe that. I don’t know how you find those imperfections in a person that quickly

Edit: Also I have no evidence for the claims in this video which is why I refrained from making it a race thing in the title. I shared only bc his roasts are God like and hilarious. Nothing more

Edit 3: thanks u/pedron209 the man explains himself in this video. here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_kMooz40JY

Edit: So an older person in the comments asked me to add a script to this as their ears couldn’t keep up. Also given the mans accent I understand some might not be able to understand him for reasons such as being a non native speaker etc. Also those who are hard of hearing will miss out on the belly laugh of the year. So here it is

Man-You told me to go back to Oakland right? Let me tell yo dusty, dirty, dingy, mannequin built ass something, you don't tel me where the fuck to go. When you leave your house...

Lady - (interrupting him) Language, language, respectful language!

Man - (continuing on) ...you old stanky ass lady you are in the world so you don't tell me to go back to Oakland. You take yo wrinkle pussy ass to Oakland. Get yo funk mask ass to Oakland. You have a whole COVID-19 fit (outfit) on witcho (with your) dusty ass. You the reason why this shit is here (Covid 19). You got (repeats 2x) you got hella (slang for "alot of") senior citizen spit on your fucking sweater tellin somebody to go to Oakland! Man- HUH?

Woman- Stop talking for a minute! Can you control your mouth for a minute

Man- You need to control yo ass cuz it stanks. You need to go get in a wheel chair

Woman (partially interrupting him) - Don't be vulgar (not too sure if this is accurate)

Man (partially interrupting woman) - Get yo old funky ass up outta here telling somebody to go back to Oakland

Woman- Im 80 years old!

Man- You don't (He cuts off was likely going to say you dont look like you're 80)

Man- Well act like you're 80 something years old, your age doesn't matter. You seem like you're racist. You seen me riding by and you tell a black person to go back to Oakland. So it's black people in Oakland?

Woman (interrupts him)- I'm in Oakland!

Man- Ain't no black people in Alameda??

Woman- There's more white people that live in Oakland than black people! (walks away)

Man- Well get yo dusty wrinkle trash bag having ass up outta here then. Don't tell no black person to go back to Oakland. You can't tell me where to go alright! I'm fucking grown! (End of video)

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u/SpecialPotion 7d ago

"Lemme tell yo dusty, dirty, dingy mannequin-built ass somethin"

The alliteration, the accuracy, and the passion

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u/soulseeker31 7d ago

Shakespeare of dissing. This man is gold.

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u/albinohut 7d ago edited 7d ago

To Oakland or not to Oakland, that is the question your dusty old ass should not be asking this grown ass black man.

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u/T-VirusUmbrellaCo 7d ago

"you gotta senior spill on yo motha fuckin sweater tellin somebody to go to oakland" 😂

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u/avfc4me 7d ago

This right here is art.

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u/Mono_831 7d ago

See how she leans her cheek upon her hand.

O, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that Dusty wrinkle bag trash having ass cheek.

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u/AncientMariner82 7d ago

Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch.

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u/IanTheElf 7d ago

there might be unrecorded Shakespeare roast back in the day and we never know

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u/Lostmahpassword 7d ago

Seeing this written out makes is so much more funny. 🤣

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u/acupofjosie 7d ago

The execution. Immaculate.

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u/RedlineSmoke 7d ago edited 6d ago

I worked with a guy like this. No one would ever make fun of him because of how instantly he could come back with a roast. I remember my supervisor tried one day and after he got roasted he just stood there and said, "There's no winning with this guy, He's too damn fast" Haven't met anyone that natural and quick at roasting in a long time.

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u/frito123 7d ago

It is called doing the dozens or playing the dozens. One explanation for how it started was for blacks to harden each other so other's insults didn't sting. I'm a white guy but got some exposure through my mom. She taught in the projects in the West End of Cincinnati. Effectively an all black school.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dozens_(game)

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u/WhySoConspirious 7d ago

That's the best 'yo mama' origin story.

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u/deadla104 7d ago

The importance of mothers in African and African-American families is at the heart of the game: insulting someone else's mother is sure to inflame the passions of the other player.

A beautiful way to describe "yo momma" jokes

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u/Joffreys_Greasy_Cunt 7d ago

It's hilariously neutral. Sounds like the tone someone would have while narrating a documentary.

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u/RehabValedictorian 7d ago

I learned about it from in living color as a kid. https://youtu.be/3E3-2FLjuVM

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u/feanturi 7d ago

I learned of the dozens from George Carlin in some standup recording I had on a vinyl record a long time ago and have never heard it referenced again until just now.

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u/KrisDonald 7d ago

Ok, I find this fascinating! Legit thank you internet human for linking the wiki

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u/sdserenity 7d ago

Yeah, I hear this starts at a yung age, and is encouraged to build up their resilience against bullying.

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u/crunchwrapqueen666 7d ago

I always say...in black households it’s roast or be roasted. A main reason why I can’t understand how some people take themselves so seriously.

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u/cripple1 7d ago

I can attest to this. White dude adopted into a black family when I was 3. The hits just keep coming. If you don't fire back, you end up burnt. Haha

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u/covidTPbandit 7d ago

-baked potato! Roasted!

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u/TheUltimateSalesman 7d ago

Remember that guy on the bus saying everyone had a job?

my fav: https://youtu.be/jAvuEyDy5JE

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u/Plane_Baby 7d ago

Yeah dude went live in this lady. I have no idea why she wanted to speak. It would have been funny if she snapped back with something clever.

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 7d ago

Patrice O’Neal was probably the master of the talent you’re referring to. He would devastate you not with quantity but quality roasting in contrast to OP’s vid. Bill Burr once said that he would have to think up of 4 or 5 good insults before meeting up with Patrice back in their NY comedy days just because he knew Patrice always brought the heat, and that was someone Patrice considered a close friend. You can imagine how he would utterly eviscerate total strangers with his roasting capabilities. The man was a true master.

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u/grimeytrey4 7d ago

Fellow comedians were terrified!! Also loved how he used to roast his audience members as well RIP to the Goat

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u/LevPornass 7d ago

A lot of it is the use of blunt language and weaving in colorful metaphors and references, combined with a confident and emphatic delivery. Let’s say you have a big nose. If I say, “Ha ha, he has a big nose,” that is a lame roast.

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u/AndromedaFire 7d ago

This guys nose so big he can smoke a cigarette in the damn shower.

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u/VicViking 7d ago

...is what I'd come up with 5 hours later when I'm in the shower.

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u/Bovinius__Cudd 7d ago

Dude got so much nose I don't even google anymore, I just ask him.

He nose.

All nose.

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u/country2poplarbeef 7d ago

Muthafucka, get the fuck outta here with yo big-ass nose. Lookin' like you could snort a rail of Amtrak. Your nose so god-damn big, you sneeze, we gotta see that shit on the Weather Channel. God damn, man.

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u/iflipyofareal 7d ago

As an owner of a big nose, id fucking bow down to anyone that came up with "snort a rail of Amtrak" 😂

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u/dhays202 7d ago

You can’t make this shit up

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u/kfey 7d ago

100% an art form and I don’t think it can be learned. You’re blessed or you just don’t have the gift.

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u/crunchwrapqueen666 7d ago

It’s a passed down skill. As I said upthread in (most) black families it’s roast or be roasted. My parents are both hilarious and quick as hell and so are my sisters. My 10 year old sister out roasts us all though lmao

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u/Lightsouttokyo 7d ago

Practice my friend.....practice

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u/BoltgunOnHisHip 7d ago

If there was a world insult olympics, it would basically come down to this guy, a Russian, and Shakespeare.

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u/LevPornass 7d ago

Look at his knees as he executes the 2 and a half pike summersault with a twist perfectly and sticks the landing. Back to you Bob.

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u/Clay_Statue 7d ago

[polite applause]

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u/MuchTimeWastedAgain 7d ago

That was museum-quality. I’m writing it down.

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u/unphamiliarterritory 7d ago

I totally got some Eddie Murphy vibes by the way he talks.

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u/SemolinaChessNut 7d ago

did she really say she's 80 years old?

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u/slingshot91 7d ago

She’s adjusting for the years this man just shaved off her life.

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u/sirius4778 7d ago

The video cuts off here but a few seconds later she says "I am 85 years old"

He really does a number on her

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u/penguin_jones 7d ago

She was getting roasted so hard and so fast she didn't know up from down, much less her age.

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u/TheLionFollowsMe 7d ago

Dog years! Stanky dog years!

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u/batua78 7d ago

I really hate it even more when do called old folks are like this. They had the extra 20...30..50 years on the planet and have nothing to show for it but greed and opportunism

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u/DownWithHiob 7d ago

Pretty sure she isnt 80 years old

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u/MechanicalHorse 7d ago

"Can you control your mouth?"

"You need to control your ass cuz it stink!"

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u/naughtymarty 7d ago edited 7d ago

That brings up something interesting. Karens seem to think that swearing is the only “vulgarity” that can come out of your mouth.

Which is more offensive?

A) fuck you, bitch.

B) Honestly, the world would be a better place had you died in the womb. (No swearing so it’s ok).

In this scenario “go back to Oakland” is way more vulgar than “stanky ass” They seem to always make a comment about swearing.

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u/zoure 7d ago

It's all tone policing

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u/CelibateMoose 7d ago

Becaaauuuuussssseeee.... They are the people that say "Treat me with respect and I'll treat you with respect" but really mean "Treat me as I have power over you and I might give you the bare minimum respect I believe a human that is below me should get and that is basically none."

In their mind, nothing they say is vulgar or disrespectful no matter what they say because to them "authority" figures can't be wrong and they already stepped into this interaction with the delusion that this person inherently agreed to the "unspoken" rule of authority/human "respect" and not a human/human respect.

I hate these people.

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u/Quesly 7d ago

if this karen deserved respect she wouldn't yell "go back to oakland" at random black people

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u/buds4hugs 7d ago

She was shooketh

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u/Aninvisiblemaniac 7d ago

funniest part lmao

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u/aye-its-this-guy 7d ago

Funniest part was the little trot she did when he got pissed initially

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u/RoboticusTartonicus 7d ago

Atom bomb level response

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u/waypashtsmasht 7d ago

Seriously TF is she dressed like that for? Looks like she's about to rob a bank or a Joann's fabric/Old Country Buffet, idk I'm not old

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u/Dray_Gunn 7d ago

She looks like a background character from an animated 90s music video.

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u/FresnoMac 7d ago

Someone said she's dressed like a Subway Surfer character and I can't stop laughing

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u/XiDa1125 7d ago

Lol, I knew it was Alameda once I saw the one story home in the background and a old white lady telling a black guy to "go back to Oakland"

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u/RikerGotFat 7d ago

No shit, when i lived there alameda locals are racist AF

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u/weatherseed 7d ago

And all I know is Alameda is where I can find the nuclear wessels.

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u/CelibateMoose 7d ago

Glad I don't live there. I know some people with the last name Wessel. Glad they don't live there either. They're decent enough people I'd hate for them to be radioactive.

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u/wthhappenwithmyoldid 7d ago

There are so many racists in Alameda and Piedmont who go live there to get away from black people. Funny thing is those towns are right damn next to Oakland. That’s why the Karen lady said ‘go back to Oakland’. She blurted out what’s on the mind of a lot of residents in Alameda.

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u/Permission_Civil 7d ago

Nu-cle-ar...wessel.

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u/Yellowfury0 7d ago

nothing's changed lol

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u/RikerGotFat 7d ago

Shame, i remember the cops sitting at the tunnel racially profiling during business hours making sure folks from Oakland weren’t in alameda to burlgle. Knew a lot of POC who got pulled over during daytime.

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u/PIDthePID 7d ago

And Gallagher and Lindsey

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u/itsCaseyAgainHi 7d ago

I would give anything to be able to whip out roasts like this. Damn! 🤣

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u/howboutislapyourshit 7d ago

That only comes with time and being roasted or experiencing the roast.

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u/noteverrelevant 7d ago

Also, you can absolutely practice this! Write down insults! Brainstorm scenarios, think of your comebacks, then write that shit down!

The more you expose yourself to the phrases, the easier they are to recall when you'll need them.

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u/Master_Catweazel 7d ago

Was about saying that. Me and my friends have made it a sport among us to insult us in creative ways. Practice is all you need.

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u/howboutislapyourshit 7d ago

Isn't it the best when you're with your best friends and you have so much personal knowledge on someone and you can cut the deepest jab. WE love that feeling. It's like winning.

A long time ago we had a coworker come along and he said, "I can't believe you guys call each other 'friends'". Best line of the night.

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u/NoFren2016 7d ago

i need to read r/rareinsults more often

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u/cola_giver 7d ago

Same, the karen just come up with one point and defend it til death, but this man ain't defending half his statement he's making more.

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u/PoroPopRocks 7d ago

"You need to control your ass cuz it stank" Had me laughing so loud

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u/MSTRKRFTDNR 7d ago

A one sided rap battle. Mans just needs some 808 toms

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u/penguin_jones 7d ago

someone needs to come in and remix this shit

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name 7d ago

Don't temp me, I already made music all day but man maybe I should just add in a beat .....

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u/kernel-troutman 7d ago

Things we've learned about this lady.

She:

• is dusty
• is dirty
• is dingy
• is old
• has a stanky-Ass
• has a Wrankle-Pussy Ass
• has a Funky-Ass
• has a Dusty-Ass
• is the reason why this shit (COVID-19) is here
• has senior citizen spit on her muthafuckin' sweater
• needs to control her ass cuz it stank
• needs to go get a wheelchair
• is 80
• seems like she's racist
• has a dusty, Wrinkle-bag trash havin' ass

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u/hsquared89 7d ago

I finally was able to stop laughing from rewatching this video......Then this comment made me start right back up again

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u/anonymous042669 7d ago

This guy : Roasts the shit outta her

This woman tryna stop the roasting : I aM 80 YeArS oLd

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u/DisturbedRenegade 7d ago

What she failed to see was that you can't stop the roast, you can only speed it up.

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u/ilikeramen12 7d ago

Hahahahahahahahah bro that was actually hilarious 😆

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u/food4lifevv 7d ago

As I type I’m still laughing an rewatching it. Not even exaggerating. Roasting is an art form

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u/JigabooFriday 7d ago

You ain’t lyin, I used to to security at a big ass indoor facility (international exposition center, or IX Center) and the crew lead was called big G. Never seen a man simultaneously tear you apart and make you just out laughing, he used words almost like matter from another dimension lmao.

He’d roast cops, guests, the owner, workers etc, everybody. God protect the poor soul that thought they had a slick like for him, cuz i never saw the dude so much as stutter, let alone “lose” lol.

He actually passed away this past January, cancer. He was a hell of a human and was just quick witted and hilarious, top tier human lol.

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u/Grazthespaz 7d ago

Ol stanky ass lady

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u/food4lifevv 7d ago

Turned her into a cookout

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u/howboutislapyourshit 7d ago

It is. There's some old school guys at my work that have been around long enough to where they always have something funny to say. It's an art perfected over time.

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u/brando11389 7d ago

She's not 80 lol

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u/irecognizedyou 7d ago

“I’m seven... no let me make it more dramatic, I’m eighty years old”

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away 7d ago

To be fair, my grandma is 87, and she doesn't look it at all. But the old bird goes out and walks three times a day with her dog, and she's as healthy as a wrinkled horse.

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u/RaferBalston 7d ago

Better than being as healthy as a "Dusty wrinkle bag trash face havin ass"

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u/CarideanSound 7d ago

lmao they know how to talk shit in the bay

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u/LonnieJaw748 7d ago

This version cut the best part!

“Weird ass bitch”

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u/food4lifevv 7d ago

Wait, there’s more?

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u/PhD_Gonzo 7d ago

I seriously thought she was cosplaying a bee with that funky ass outfit, Queen Karen fosho.

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u/mightylordredbeard 7d ago

Old yee yee ass outfit. Maybe if she did something about it she’d get some dicks up in her pussy.

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u/Knobbly_knob 7d ago

Why did I hear this like a gta v monologue?

Damn.

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u/avfc4me 7d ago

It started playing without the sound and I was trying to figure out why someone dressed as a bee needed.to go back.to Oakland.

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u/eXXaXion 7d ago

Man, Karen's really can't handle when they're the ones to receive the machine gun fire of words.

She got demolished.

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u/Kicker_Tanker 7d ago

Any subreddits with people that constantly roast like this?????

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u/YoungJack23 7d ago

If you can't find it, you must make it

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u/TeddyRustervelt 7d ago

Spit on her own sweatshirt oh my god

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u/loztriforce 7d ago

Talented guy, must have siblings

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u/bustduster 7d ago

Alameda (where they are apparently) is a small island off the coast of Oakland which was pretty heavily red-lined. The HOA agreements would prohibit you from selling your home to black people and jews.

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u/matthewgoodi5 7d ago

I literally live a block away from this, I could go to this spot in not even 2 minutes. People in Alameda (where this is filmed) act like we're all progressive and shit but then vote down housing laws that could help low income families move to Alameda and campaign against a drug rehabilitation center claiming they'd just let drug addicts out on the streets (which wasn't true). We're just another white suburb with San Francisco progressivism painted over us.

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u/chuff3r 7d ago

Same shit here in Berkeley. People still riding on the rep they had for being progressive 60 years ago. So much NIMBY and performative wokeness... I get so fed up with my town that If it weren't for the weather, food, and natural surroundings I'd leave in a heartbeat.

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u/VoyagerCSL 7d ago

It’s also where they keep the nuclear wessels.

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u/Raquel-del-cielo 7d ago

"Mannequin-built ass" 💀 I'm making a mental note of that one.

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u/KILLAHKAY69 7d ago

There's so many racists out here in the bay. It's crazy how people think the bay is progressive but believe me as someone who works in SF and lives in the bay, since Covid they have been pretty vocal. It's disgusting

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u/WtfRYouAllOn 7d ago

“With your dusty ass” 😂🤣

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u/stryker511 7d ago

I thought it was a cosplay outfit...some kinda bug eyed penguin thing

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u/meat69wagon 7d ago

"You need ta control ya ass, cuz it stank." 🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/jonherstad 7d ago

I literally thought she was wearing a bee costume. LOL!

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u/cdreid 7d ago

Wtf kindof freakass whackjob outfit was that

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u/Curb5Enthusiasm 7d ago

This guy has 80s Eddy Murphy vibes

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u/Suckydog 7d ago

Wonder what happened before he started filming?

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u/negraboriqua 7d ago

Racists: "go back to Oakland"

You: "...roast tf out of her..."

Racist: "show some respect"

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u/Dr-Satan-PhD 7d ago

This video was the perfect length, and didn't leave anything out that I care to see. He hit all the right beats, tore her a new asshole, and that was that. 54 seconds of pure lane checking beauty that ended on a solid note. Well done, man.

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